Jenna Jameson Goes Back to Porn

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  1. queerface

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    http://gawker.com/jenna-jameson-returning-to-porn-for-the-same-reason-she-1462466893

    TMZ just posted footage of Jenna Jameson discussing her return to the world of adult entertainment (via webcam). It seems like just yesterday that she was on Oprah: Where Are They Now?, discussing why there's no way she'd "ever, ever, ever" go back to porn.
    Oh wait, it was yesterday.
    "To be honest, I made a promise to my children when they were in my tummy that there's no way I'd ever, ever, ever go back. So. I would rather live under a bridge," is how Jameson explains it in the clip above.
    (Related: Jameson's house went into foreclosure last month. No word on her bridge of choice.)
    Funnily enough, to the TMZ pap she cited children as the reason for her return — "My motivation is taking care of my family, and having fun, and meeting all my fans."


    I will not be watching.
     
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    Jenna looks like a freight train fan over her face at this point.

    I do not want to watch her fuck.
     
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    But would you fuck her if you got the chance?
     
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    Good. I wanna see her take Lexington Steele. Not for the hotness factor, more like looking back at a car crash.
     
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    Goddamn right i would!
     
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    she looks better pregant than the jenna of now.
     
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    I would prefer to see that Jenna over the one that exists now.
     
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    Ok I'm a chick, but I never thought she was that pretty.
    Maybe semen clouds the brain? :c
     
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    At this point, she is best suited for fetish porn. She would definitely make a big career in guys into watching plastic surgery train wrecks getting laid. Maybe Beth can join her in that genre when she leaves Howard.
     
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    I used to love Jenna. As a lesbian I was delighted that a truly femme woman had gone on record as a true pussy lover.
    Now, she's a terrifying mess. I'd be afraid to bare my vagina to her melting face and plumped lips. God only knows what she could do to a labia at this point.
    With all the drugs in her system she's far to unpredictable for my liking...and probably chock full of germs.
     
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    She was pretty for a dirty drug using whore :c


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    Nice job, nitwit, burn through the money you made back when porn turned a profit, then return at a time when you give it away for free.
     
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    I don't know about the brain, but it will certainly strangle a chick if it goes down the wrong pipe. :dance:
     
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    unless she lost all her money (or snorted it away), she doesn't HAVE to go back to porn. maybe she should really think about her kids.
     
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    Nah, I never found her hot either. Even before all the plastic surgery. I never understand why she became the "Queen of porn" when there were so many better looking women out there.
     
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    She supposedly made a killing when she sold ClubJenna.com years ago. Guess party girls can't hang on to their cash. :dontknow: It's too bad she went through all her money, although not surprising. If her boys aren't school age yet, they will be soon and kids are cruel. What a mess all around.
     
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    I'm guessing she lost all her money :toke::bong::wino::shots::crack::pillz: