Oh noes! Jennifer Aniston threw a lavish party for BFF, movie producer Heather Parry. No party in honor of vacation pal, Howard for his past birthday. No mention of The Wig even attending, which makes one wonder if he was even invited? Did Beth throw a fit? Did she beat the help and her blind kittens out of frustration? Oh, to be a fly on the wall at Chimneyville this weekend. So many A-Listers were guest -- Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean "Diddy" Combs, Jessica Alba, Tobey Maguire AND Orlando Bloom! Wait, so Howard is not important enough to throw a birthday bash? Heads will role.