Jennifer Aniston's birthday gift to Howard

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  1. Blazing Buffalo

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    This makes me fucking ill. Posting from a phone so no idea now this comes out. Just basically he's boasting she paid for his trip to Mexico.

    From ok magazine:

    Age ain’t nothing but a number for Howard Stern, who celebrated his 60th birthday with a star-packed Sirius XM bash at Hammerstein Ballroom in NYC this week.

    “Do not print that,†the shock jock says of his age. “That’s how bad it feels. â€


    He continues, “Really, it’s a number. I don’t feel bad, but it is old. I just lost 30 lbs., so I’m trying to keep it together.â€

    Despite his fame and fortune, Howard insists he’s easy to buy for in the birthday gift department.

    “I’m a simple guy,†says Howard, who spent his actual January 12th birthday with his kids and 41-year-old wife Beth. “I love self-help books and organizing stuff.â€

    Still, he likes fancy things, too.

    “I had Justin [Theroux] over my house to dinner last night,†Howard says. “Justin and Jennifer[Aniston] gave us the best gift, really, to be honest here, by treating us to a wonderful vacation in Mexico. They paid for me—well, during the vacation, I paid for some stuff. We hung out, we had great conversation, we had a chef that made dinner for us. I felt like a king!â€


    He continues, “It was like a quadrangle date. We had Jimmy [Kimmel] and [his wife] Molly there, we had Courteney [Cox] there, we had a lot of people there. It was like a gang bang!â€

    As for Howard’s secret to staying young?

    “Don’t let people put you in a box.â€

    What does 80-year-old Joan Rivers, who also walked the red carpet at the party, think of getting older?

    “I have had a very good time, so I can’t tell you anything negative,†she tells me. “Every decade, I go ‘this has been the best decade.’ I’ve been very lucky.â€

    Does she think Howard should get plastic surgery?

    “I think Howard has had some plastic surgery,†she says with a wry smile. “He looks much better than he did. And he looks great.Better a new face coming out of an old car, than an old face coming out of a new car. Put your money with what goes with ou.â€


    A 60 year old guy who boasts about how the kids love him these days talking about gangbangs. Douche.
     
  2. Bye You!

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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    People bust on Joan here, but I hope I'm that feisty at her age
     
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    Fake!!!! she watched him Blow Justin and Jimmy
     
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    aniston rented a house and howard tagged along because he's friends with jimmy. so technically she paid but it was no gift to howard.
     
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    He just lost 30 lbs?

    He better find 'em fast, while he still has enough strength in his legs.
     
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    Jennifer paid for his trip to Mexico. :lol:
     
  8. Uncle Larry

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    He spent his actual birthday with his kids and Beth? I wonder if he meant his daughters or the new 'kids' (Apple, blind cat, Walter, etc.).
     
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    So they picked up the tab for the vacation for everyone there and it is now a birthday gift to him? His narcissism has no bounds.

    Also, notice how he said he had Justin over and not Jennifer. I think she puts up with Howard because Justin and Jimmy are suck ups. I guarantee you that if the rumored break up between Jennifer and Justin ever happen, Howard will never see Jennifer again.
     
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    really man

    Hmm.... he is all about the money. He is still counting dollars when he thought jennifer gave him the gift that was the money = love. He is afraid of his life he will get ripped off. Meanwhile you know his kids get all their wealth through Alison only. Interesting how robin gets cancer and he gets away free. He will probably live to be 99.

    No way jen knew these turds were coming along when she booked that place in Cabo. Jen remembers well what howard had to say about her a few years back. Justin could give two fucks about jen at this point. No Courtney at birthday. Either way she will be done soon. However howard will be the gift that keeps on giving and he knows that his life is over when his show is over. So expect another contract. There will be the usual march up and complaints that its time to leave.
     
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    Yes, they just weren't in the same zip code.

    One wonders if they didn't have their own after party ... :wub:
     
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    That was pathetic. The classy thing would be to not talk about who did the paying. He's such a star fucker and marble counting fuck that he can't keep it to himself.
     
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    They made a vacation in his honor.
     
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    Spot on...he's getting worse with age.
     
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    I dunno why i ever started listening to Stern, i honestly regret listening to so many re-runs of his show it aint worth it.
    Guy makes me ill.....
     
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    "Quadrangle"... goes right up there with "a beautiful soup..."

    He's a dumb fuck.
     
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    so true. Why does he drop Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's name on his red carpet. You know he has more in common with Joan Rivers but he would never mention vacationing with her.

    I think he must be working on a screenplay with Justin Therioux.
     
  18. Blazing Buffalo

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    Not only did he talk about her paying, he also had to sneak in there that he paid for some things once they were there. Money did not buy him or his horse any class, that's for sure. I have never heard any other celebrity this side of trashy reality television boast about other rich people for them. But then again howard always says he invented reality television so I guess it makes sense.
     
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    Ditto
     
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    I just lost 30 lbs., so I’m trying to keep it together.

    :facepalm: