Entertainment Jennifer Lopez Reveals Why She's Covered in Bumps, Bruises and Bloody Knuckles

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  1. dawg

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    :secret:JLo's trips out of the country to perform are also to escort.

    They like it rough over there.
     
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    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    She didn't listen?
     
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    I'd still hit it
     
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    ZERO.ZERO talent. Money for nothing and her checks for free.
     
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    ...shes all gooey inside. that thing on her knee is a carpet rash, who does she think shes kidding?
     
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    JLo spends money like water.

    (Hence the escorting and judging a reality shitshow.)
     
  8. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Still hot
     
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    Can't sing wortha shit. Has to lip sync it all. She's good in that new NBC show Shades of Blue.
     
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    Very beautiful whore.
     
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    The firewall here at the state prison won't let me view. What did she say?
     
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    She's voting for Trump.
     
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    can someone post the butt hole pic.
     
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    Who spends money to see those shit lip-synched shows? :facepalm:
     
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    She was so hot in Out of Sight, but her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

    Best line ever in a movie:
     
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    That's one sexy explanation, or :quote:sexplanation:quote:, if you will.

    I'm sure she gave it out dirty 'n sweet in her earlier days, to get to the...........top?

    There's no doubt that she's a hustler; she can act all street and down home and even charming, but then there are all of these gossip items about her being a royal c-word diva everywhere she goes.

    Her sister seemed cool. She made a few appearances on Stern. She might have had some sort of connection to the Stern world, but I can't remember what it was.

    Or maybe she was just a fan. :dontknow: