Jenny McCarthy Dial a Date

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  1. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Towards the end of the show today, Howard mentioned that Jenny McCarthy has agreed to do a dial a date with his audience.

    Here are some of the requirements:

    1. She would prefer a widower
    2. Must be attractive (no man boobs)
    3. Must be someone who does not want to stay in the house all the time
    4. Must make an annual income of at least $500,000 a year. She said if the man was amazing, she may make an exception on the income (go down to $350,000)
    5.Must have a working penis
    6.Must not have an ounce of gay in them (no metro-sexuals)
    7.They have to have their own lives and not be interested in being with her to manage her career etc...


    So are there any takers here at the Saloon?
     
  2. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Jenny must have some common business people with team Stern.
    Sounds like this bit will be a big fat plug for her shit show.


    BTW Booey defending Dr Drew tells you that have some common business relationship too.
     
  3. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    It's so apparent that he hates promoting other reality shows on NBC... Coulld he do a live read with less energy than he does for The Voice ?
     
  4. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I'm singled out
     
  5. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    I meet all criteria except not a widow and don't make $500k a year. Will she take high 100k? Lol
     
  6. ohmicah

    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Second prize gets 2 dates.
     
  7. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    An income in the high $100,000 and a working penis, whatcha doing later big boy? :wub:
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    haha! im working!
     
  9. ApeFace

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    I want to see that requirement list in 10 years. A 50 year old Jenny and her teenage autistic kid. At least once Jenny's looks fade she'll still have that hilarious personality.
     
  10. DaBUU

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    wow Teeney I thought we had sumfin...:tears:
     
  11. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    4 out 7 is the best I can do. :nocheer:
     
  12. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I thought you had replaced me for someone better :crying: but Cygnus 2112 turned me down so we can be an item again :cheer:
     
  13. DaBUU

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    :shucks:
     
  14. Robert Higgins

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    Jenny in 5 years

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  15. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    :secret:Cygnus if you get out of work early please let me know (I need to get rid of this DaBUU Character asap :chair:)
     
  16. DaBUU

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    ^^ :snicker:
     
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  17. Quite Frankly

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    Howard mentioned that Lisa G has also agreed to do a dial a date with his audience.

    Here are some of the requirements:

    1. She would prefer a never-married Jewish gentleman age 47-55
    2. Must be attractive, with 6-pack abs or close
    3. Must be someone who wants to stay in the house all the time, fawning over her violin playing and/or cat dress-up shows
    4. Must make an annual income of at least $500,000 a year. She said if the man was amazing, she may make an exception on the income (go down to $350,000)
    5. Must be willing to wait until marriage for intercourse (esp. since she wants her first time to be very special)
    6. Must have a working penis but not too strong a libido (Viagra frowned upon)
    7. They have to have their own lives and not be interested in being with her to manage her career.

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  18. ApeFace

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    Close, but this woman looks like she could actually make me laugh. Jenny is comedy death.
     
  19. GaryPuppet

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    Requirements 2,3,4 DQ me immediately.
     
  20. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    All righty then