Jenny McCarthy's wedding dress

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  1. SteveZoo

    SteveZoo Well-Known Member

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    McCarthy wore a strapless, white gown with a see-through white veil.
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    Those are nice tits.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Well we certainly know what Donnie likes now.
     
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    But the real question is "which female guest did she make out with in the bathroom stall?"...
     
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    Boobies! :hubba:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    pretty trashy
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Imagine how smart it would have been for her to have shocked everyone with a gorgeous, classy, designer dress
     
  8. mape

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    Buying a copy of "oh my dog"
     
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    I think she should have opted for the straps on the dress.
     
  10. Humongous

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    Why didn't Marky Mark show up for the ceremony I wonder?
     
  11. Blur

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    Maybe even a coupla cranes... jes sayin...
     
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    Titty Wedding dress. Wig approves.
     
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    I hate when women wear strapless dresses with huge tits, they spend the whole night pulling up their top--she's got great tits, but they look shitty in the dress. And it's a little much for a second marriage
     
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    Maybe..because I'm thinking she would have been kicking her tits out of the way while walking to the 'ladies' room as the night went on.
     
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    a dress fits properly if your nips are halfway between your armpit and your elbow, her's are at her belly button
     
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    She looks "sloppy." Not how most women want to be remembered on their wedding day.
     
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    with her money I don't know why the designer didn't build in more support, it's also ill fitting--:dontknow:
     
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    Ah the imagery....
     
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    it is pretty close to this
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    They're gonna blow!!!!!!!!