Jerking off in Walmart

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Typically it's Florida

    Porn-addicted Disney employee masturbated in Florida Walmart, flicked semen on shopper: charges
    BY Doyle Murphy
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Thursday, April 2, 2015, 10:22 PM
    A Florida man masturbated inside a Kissimmee Walmart and flicked “bodily fluids” on an unsuspecting shopper, authorities said.

    The twisted 20-year-old stalked a woman through the aisles on Tuesday as he listened to porn on his headphones and fondled himself, hiding his disgusting behavior by slipping his hand through a whole he’d cut in his sweatshirt, according to the Osceola Sheriff’s Office.

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    Taylor Davis, 20, of Orlando followed a woman around Walmart, listening to porn on his phone and masturbating through a hole in his sweatshirt, authorities say.


    The woman may not even know what happened to her, authorities told WESH.

    A sharp-eyed security guard spotted Taylor Davis, a Disney World employee, as he trailed his female victim.

    She called the sheriff’s office after Davis apparently wiped semen on packages of trash bags.

    A deputy found Davis sitting in his car in the parking lot.

    The perverted young man quickly confessed, telling investigators he was addicted to porn and needed help, authorities said.

    He explained how he used the hole in his sweatshirt to masturbate discreetly in public, and he handed over a bottle of baby oil.

    Deputies also confiscated his cell phone and found the pornographic playlist.

    Davis told investigators he’d been masturbating in public for nearly a year. He admitted pleasuring himself at work, his high school and public restroom stalls, according to an affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun.

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    A porn-addicted 20-year-old allegedly followed this woman around an Orlando-area Walmart, masturbating to a porn soundtrack he played through his headphones.


    “I need help with my sexual self-control and judgment that is clearly not sane,” he reportedly told a deputy. “Please help me any way possible.”

    Davis was charged with disorderly conduct and criminal mischief.

    He was bailed out of jail on Wednesday on $750 bond.

    Authorities said he could face additional charges and asked any victims to come forward.
     
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  2. Gretsch Man

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    Another reason I'll never go to Wal Mart.
     
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    Damn, I didn't realise that was illegal, I am going to have to pack it in.

    Now I'm going to have to find something else to do on a Sunday.
     
  4. HypocriteHowie

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    Got to give this guy credit, he actually found someone hot enough to jerk off to in a Walmart.

    Must have been better than the usual.

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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    My "guess the race" streak continues!
     
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    I try to avoid Walmart. The one by me has a funky smell and a depressing vibe to it. I don't see many people to wack it to. Just a lot of overweight housewives.
     
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    death penalty
     
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    "Have you heard of these Walmart stores, Robin? They sound fuckin amazing. You can get everything you want in that Walmart!"

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  10. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    Nice, multiple meigs....:lmao:
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    One thing I find funny about Walmart .... almost everyone claims they don't shop there, yet the fucking stores are always busy like it's Black Friday or some shit.
     
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    or Disney World
     
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    very few people also eat at mcdonalds or if they do it's very rarely

    the internet is a wonderful place full of mystery and mirth
     
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    Whats up with the chest hair?
     
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    I must be one of the lucky few who actually has a decent Walmart to shop at. There's a couple of them near me, actually, that I go to. (Yes, I'm not afraid to admit it, I love that place :rolleyes: ) They are clean, well-stocked, the employees are super friendly and helpful, and you just can not beat the prices.

    I'm always reading/seeing stuff that shows what a freak show some fo them are. People of Walmart is one of my favorite sites for a good laugh. Like I said, I guess I'm just lucky. :p
     
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    If you've ever fallen down the 4chan tunnel, you know they've got crazy videos of people w/ hidden cameras who jerk themselves off on the backs of unsuspecting people at bus stops and stuff. Must be some kind of fetish thing. :no:
     
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    Florida: because the United States doesn't have a penal colony.
     
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    Florida: it would be the punch line of a joke . . . if a hot, humid hellhole stocked with criminally minded white people and flying cockroaches were funny.
     
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