Jermaine Jackson to change his name

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  1. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    OK, it's a slow news day so I am pulling these out of my ass. The Jacksons are profoundly fucked up.

    Jermaine Jackson named 2 out of his 9 children Jermajesty and Jaafar, so he obviously has his doctorate in Fucked Up Names and he's at it again. This time Jermaine Jackson is dipping his own last name in liquid foolery. The L.A. Times says that Jermaine has gone to court and asked them to let him legally change his last name from Jackson to Jacksun. Yes, JackSUN. That sounds like the name of a lube made of orange juice. We all know that Jermaine is changing his name because he is crazy and suffers from chronic attention whoreism, but he claims he's doing it for "artistic reasons..from Dlisted.com

    The next dog or cat I get, or maybe the next fish, I'm going to name them "Jermajesty". That name is a thing of beauty.
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    I think it's kind of cute when they try to do human things.
     
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    He should have changed it to Jackoff
     
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    I wonder if he has a removable nose, like his dead brother Mike did?
     
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    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    Dlisted.com is the funniest gossip site on the interwebs. Michael K nails it. How I wish he'd do a blurb on Whoresy. It would be brilliant.
     
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    How does he support 9 children?
     
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    he was tired of being called "who the fuck are you"
     
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    He should have changed his name to "Joesson", being that his father's name is Joseph.
     
  9. Nick Manning

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    Obama supports them.
     
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    They're a very musical people, aren't they?

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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    It was Torture

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