Jerry Jones scratching his nuts watching Cowboys game

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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  3. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Candice Romo proves Tony ain't no homo!

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    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    She looked equal parts "gorgeous" and "stupid" during last night's broadcast.

    The Cowboys continue to fuck themselves by winning these meaningless games against horrible teams, which does nothing but prevent them from both making necessary changes, and winding up with a top 10 draft pick.

    Say hello to a(nother) decade of mediocrity.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    This.

    Jason Garrett, that fucking ginger, may even save his job, which would be a shame if you're a Cowboys fan (or great for the rest of us).
     
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    so basically the perfect woman
     
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    usedtampon Well-Known Member

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    Could someone explain to me how a woman like that could give a guy a bronsky?

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  8. Robert Higgins

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    All NFL wives begin and end with October Gonzalez, wife of TE Tony Gonzalez

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    Tony's first wife was news hottie Lauren Sanchez. Dude is a tooky bandit!

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  10. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Dang, haven't heard or read tooky bandit for too long. :jj:
     
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  12. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Sure Romo's fucked all of these hot chicks, but he's a fucking loser. I was in at the Seattle vs. Cowboys playoff game where Romo fumbled the snap for the game winning fieldgoal, preventing the Cowboys from winning...and that's the story of his NFL career. Even if they make the playoffs, Romo has yet to cobble together a win.
     
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    Holy shit do I wish I was 6'4" 245lbs and ran a 4.5 40!
     
  14. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Did he ever smell his fingers? U always need to know ur current scent especially if ur in a suit.
     
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    is jerry jones the owner of the team?
     
  16. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Owner, General Manager, wannabe coach, dictator for life, etc.
     
  17. GaryPuppet

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    Basically the Al Davis of his generation.