Jersey Mike's

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  1. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    first of all, I'm sorry I haven't been here much recently. I know you all miss me. Has Dinkus smashed that intern yet or was she imaginary? Or has he smashed the imaginary 21 year old he has painted in the theater of our minds yet?
    Ok so here are my thoughts:
    Here's my standing order:
    Large Italian, no onions please.
    (then they may ask:
    you want pimenta? - yes (Pimenta Moida.)
    you want pickels? - yea a little.
    you want hots?- yea a little.)
    I travel all around and sample Italian grinders where ever I might be when I get a craving while I'm working or traveling.
    Lots of you faggits mention Jersey Mike's when ever the sandwich debate comes up when someone admits to going to subway. (how they have more than one store that's lasted a month I have no idea. Actually I do; people are morons. Sorry @DF (its df right?))
    So I ask the owner of the package store wheres a good place to get a grinder around here?
    his advice was worse than useless.
    I keep driving and see a Jersey Mike's. "Oh" I says to myself. "those gaylords at Dawg's love this place, and I've wanted to try it and here's one right here." so I thought fast and crossed the slow lane and skidded in. (its icy and snow is everywhere.)
    ok I'm finally getting to the food part. is anyone interested still?
     
  2. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    that will be $18 for your sub please sir, what a fucking ripoff tha tplace is
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I'm getting godamn sick of reading five posts, hitting my reading limit, clearing my cookies, then reading five more posts.
     
  4. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    I like where this is going.
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    me too bro, me too, i wish i could just read the psots without having to jump through all these fucking hoops
     
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    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    I haven't been here, what's all this then?
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    :words:
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    just tell the the guy "i want it mike's way, oil and vinegar on the side." (unless you're eating it there)
     
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    Wonder how the usatoday website would be doing if you got blocked after reading 5 paragraphs.
     
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    well, this was going to be later on in the review but, the oil and vinegar aren't mixed, and even worse, they just shake on dry oregano!
    AND are you fuckin' crazy, "on the side unless youre eating it there" you want that shit to soak in, you get that shit as early as you can or the day before so it's at optimal marination when you sink your choppers into it the next day.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    so are you trying to tell us that you fail at life or just suck at picking a good sub store?
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    ok. then order it "Chriza's way."
     
  13. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    and who the fuck is Mike? Only Mike I know is Baltimore Mike. At least it was like "Original Italian" or "Classic" or something, not some gay name like so many places these days. They did have dumb names for the other ones though.
    Mike's way. psssh! I want an Italian Grinder with out fuckin onions, make it. I know what's inthat, you knowwhat's in that, make it. no gay shit.
    (and they did for the most part.)
     
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    it was the first fuckin time, and I told you I tried it because of the praise here. It wasn't bad.
     
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    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    with his uncle's cum on it? no thanks.
     
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    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    So I find the Italian. Small,?? Regular,$8? Huge $14
    I think: who ever orders small?...other thoughts... a Huge must be like 24" long.
    "how big is a Huge?"
    "this" as she takes the bread
    "Oh, so a large, how big is a Regular?"
    "half" her
    "oh so a small, how big is a small"
    "a third of that" -her
    " oh that's tiny" -me.
    "I'll take a "huge" Italian with out onions."
    I was already in this deep, I had to get the $8 large grinder for $13.95.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    OK goddammit.
     
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    You're like a retarded E.E. Cummings
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    some newsites do tha tshit, i don't even read the article if they make me sign in and shit
     
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    :jj: