Jersey Shore Shark Attack on SyFy

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  1. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    The Nookie character went off with Todd and his friends on his step dad's yacht and is beating off an attacking shark with an oar. The guidos realized she wasn't at the beach and are off to rescue her. :munch:
     
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    This an attempt at a Sunday boring thread?
     
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    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    Nah just the last 15 minutes of a movie. The sharks are attacking the pier and the seaside heights police are defending it with handguns. :munch:
     
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    The guidos are rescuing the revelers of the yacht but nookie is below decks with her shoe caught in a hole in the deck while it is taking on water. :munch:
     
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    Oh, sorry. Hope they kill that fuck :hat:
     
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    this is going well..better than expected.
     
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    They have called to evacuate the boardwalk. Its a pier that doesn't go anywhere but they are calling it a boardwalk. They zoomed in on the hub of the Ferris wheel making a loud grinding sound and then broke for commercial. :munch:
     
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    Who. Nookie?
     
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    Omg, splinters usually fuck up a boardwalk.
     
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    The shark dummy
     
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    A shark butted the yacht and knocked Todd into the water but Donnie killed the shark with a shotgun before it could get him and instantly they are all back in the cove shooting sharks all around them. No word on the Ferris wheel. :munch:
     
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    There are dozens of them. :nooo:
     
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    Omg, have have to see this mess. Thanks for the shitty movie review :hat:
     
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    Earlier a guido was flexing his 6 pack for a guidette to take pictures when a shark flew out of the water and bit him in half. Rip brah. lulz
     
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    It had a happy ending with all the guidos fist pumping chanting "Guido...guido..."
     
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    When is this masterpiece on next? I'll have to check it out.