Jesse James Vs Paul Sr. Vs Paul Jr.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by tomtom, Dec 5, 2011.

  1. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    On Discovery right now. Jesse James all the way, fuck the Tuetels.
     
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    ^this
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I watched it. Jessie James is a cocky fucking asshole and he built your ordinary looking generic chopper. Paul Jr. FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I hate choppers. :facepalm:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Stupid ape hangers. :rolleye:
     
  6. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    None were ape hangers. Ape hangers are the tall handlebars. I have them on my duece and other than that it looks like a stock bike.

    Get it, you look like an ape hanging on them,



    Jesse can be cocky because he is better. You know vacuums. :rolleye:
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Those aren't "choppers". They're custom bikes.

    True choppers died with Indian Larry.
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Your girlfriend told us you take dildos up the ass while she fucks a brother in front of you.
     
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    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    fiya
     
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    and the fiya burns.
     
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    JWC Well-Known Member

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    Liked Jesse James bike the best. Paul jr. was very typical of his builds. Sr.'s thingy looked like he was trying to sell it to the defense dept.
     
  12. tomtom

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    Liked Jesse's too. It was badass. Paul Jr. tries too hard, too gimmiky. Paul Sr's looked like a snowmobile yet it couldn't drive as the tracks aren't in sync. They couldn't take the thing over a crawl but they could spin in one place like nobody's business.
     
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    JWC Well-Known Member

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    Paul Sr's was totally stupid. It's supposed to be a chopper build off. I agree about Paul Jr's. His are supposed to be on display for a store opening.
    At least you would look cool and bad ass on a Jesse James bike. That's the whole idea.
     
  14. tomtom

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    They are badass but I can't imagine riding them for any distance. My best friend has a bourget kruzer and I rode it for a day. I put probably 250 miles on it. This one is domesticated compared to JJ's bikes and it beat the hell out of me. I felt like a semi ran me over that night. The handling is horrendous too.
     
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    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    now thats funny stuff



    You have given 20000 Doubloons to tomtom.

    You will need to restart the game for the changes to take effect
     
  16. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Neither one does anthing for me.
     
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    Did you see Paul Jr whine about the cake Jesse sent?

    "We don't condone that type of humor here"

    It was a cake of a cock and it said, "I hope you measure up"


    Grow a set Paulie. It was a joke.
     
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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Jesse should win pretty easy, unless a bunch of kids do all the voting. You going to the bike show in February Tom?
     
  19. tomtom

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    In Tinley, most definitely, its worth it just for the girls. Good Paisan restaurants in the area too.

    Agree on Jesse should win but as you mentioned if kids vote, I mean look at schmoopy, he said Paul Jr.s was better.
     
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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    2 years ago we were at a festival in South Haven(north of St. Joe) and police and a towing company were loading a chopper that had broke right were the forks and frame met. It was an OCC bike, one of there production bikes. Guess the guy got skinned up. The paper said he hit a manhole cover.