***Jessica Alba Appreciation Thread***

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  1. SneakAtoke

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    World class ass on that lass.
     
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    one of the greatest ass shots ever
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    Jessica Biel is better.....But she is married to that fem guy. "Oh...what's that guys name Robin?"
     
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    Why can't my gf have an ass like that. I'm going to lodge a complaint.
     
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    always thought she was very average
     
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    That's like saying Jimi Hendrix was a very average guitarist
     
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    in her prime, she was perfect.

    thank you jesus!
     
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    ...She want's it!!!!!!


    [video=youtube;P_Qh2Bx6TIM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_Qh2Bx6TIM[/video]
     
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    I've seen her in person and she looks every bit as good as on the screen. That one pic of her ass-up sold me a long time ago.
     
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    My fave think about her in her pre-pregnancy prime is that there wasn't a straight line on her. Everything was soft, tight curves. no sag at all from too fat or too skinny. I still hate her for not going topless in Sin City, but it is a love/hate thing. If I ever got to bone her, it would be my motivation for getting rough.
     
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    She's really hot and I've thought so since she did some awful Flipper show back in the mid-90s. But personality-wise, she comes off as sexless, humorless and uptight. Which is a real shame because she still looks amazing even after shitting out two kids.
     
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    She's not average! She's Sexless! Very hot, but looks like a dud in bed!
     
  20. EndOfLine

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    Couldn't agree more. She's not 'sexy' at all - but that body is criminally hot as hell. Dat ASS!