Entertainment Jessica Alba NEW Bikini Thread-2016

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  1. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I like sausage as much as I like bacon
     
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    agnes Well-Known Member

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    Would be her slave
     
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    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    fuck she is aging nicely. god I would jam my tongue so far up her ass :jj:
     
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    i want her to pee on me please.
     
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    bald or landing strip:bigthink
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Dude. Bacon is way better. WAY better
     
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    How do women have kids and still look this good? I love my wife(4 kids) but her stomach after 1 never went back to the way it seems Jessica's has. Is it surgery? Genetics? I know most women of the dawg shed won't be clicking on this thread to answer but I always wonder.
    Regardless, I would eat the corn out of her shit, she is smoking.
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...that thing is clean as a whistle and smooth as a ball bearing.
     
  10. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I am sure she has at least one trainer, a nutritionist helping her eat well or at least pointing her to the right place on the menu, and does some kind of cardio on a weekly basis. Whoever is advising her is doing a hell of a job because she has great legs and ass naturally; naturally fit broads could fuck up their physique and look too muscular by overdoing the exercise (particularly squats, shoulders, biceps). She has it down to a science. It doesn't look like she does much squats, probably a few times a week, very light weight. Maybe a 3-5 mile jog a few times a week.

    She looks incredible and her and her nutritionist/trainer deserve medals. What an ass!
     
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    Gottdamn...
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    She was at her hottest when she was on Dark Angel.
     
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  13. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Girls are gross.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    You love the sausage! :c
     
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    Dat ass.
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    She is something special. Aging nicely like Menounous.
     
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    Wait! Are bratwurst considered sausage? I might have to switch my vote from bacon to sausage.
     
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    Tickle Shits very angry indeed Gold

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    asexual..
     
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    So huggable.
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