News Jessica Alba Snake Oil Salesman facing class action lawsuit

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  1. chapped

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    NEW YORK (AP) — Honest Co., co-founded by Jessica Alba, is denying a news report that said its laundry detergent contained an ingredient that it promised its customers that it would never use.

    Alba helped found Honest Co. about five years. It has grown rapidly, selling diapers, soap, lotion and cleaning products that it says are free of "harsh chemicals" online and at major stores around the country. Late last year it started selling lip gloss, blush and mascara under the brand Honest Beauty.

    The Wall Street Journal, in a report posted to its website Thursday, said it tested Honest Co.'s detergent at two laboratories and found it had sodium lauryl sulfate.

    Honest Co. said Friday that the detergent does not contain SLS, but does contain sodium coco sulfate, an ingredient it says is a "gentler alternative." It conducted "rigorous testing" and said the Journal is wrong and "reckless."

    The Journal said Friday that its report "is accurate, fair and meets" its standards.

    Honest Co. is also facing a class action lawsuit from customers who say the company's sunscreen failed to protect them, causing sun burns. That case is still pending and Honest Co. has said its products are safe.


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    Jesus! Look at those dirty feet!
     
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    there is a lot of stupid involved in this.

    1- if you 100% want something to be chem free you had better be making it yourself in your kitchen or garage.

    2- if you expect anything to clean, disinfect, etc etc you better believe it to have some types of chemicals in it. harsh or not.
     
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    No fillers. LIES!:mad:

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    I am offended that they claim there are zero chemicals making billion and that I haven't stuck my thumb in her butthole
     
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    Who runs a more a honest business, Jessica Alba or Donald Trump. It must be Jessica because she name her business "Honest".
     
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    I have also heard this several times, that she is a real raging bitch
     
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    wood pulp
     
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    That's great news - her life is too charmed and that little dopey diva won life's lottery like 10x over.

    She could more than use a little humble pie and bruised ego from the kARMa police.

    @DiamondGoddess - aren't there a ton of diva stories about her treating employees and lay people like shit?? I've heard nothing but bad things about her cuntitude. Her sexless eyes say alot.

    She looks like she's nothing but "sodium coco sulfate" in the bedroom too - unlike my DG!!!
     
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    ...i have to quote the great @BleedingGums, et hem, "id eat her ass"
     
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    This ^^^^

    And it's kinda too bad, cuz I admired the 180 she did as her acting career waned into this othuh world o bidness.

    #ValtrexJeter
     
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    Know a couple of ppl that have to deal with her.....total bitch

    And they blow a wad of cash on parties
     
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    They had the Honest kids' sunscreen on sale at Costco last summer and I bought some.

    That shit was the fucking worst - it was all watery, and one of my kids got a little burn with it on.
     
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    I can confirm
     
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    If she would have agreed to be my sex slave none of this would have happened. Jokes on you Alba!
     
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    Honest
     
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    Oh Hellz yeah, @ARM!!!

    Alba stays on Kooze Kuntrol, always.

    And this really is just sooo stoopid of her, she had a sweet gig going here with this Honest Co. stuff.

    All de semi-moneyed mamas loved to buy her shit!!!
     
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    the fine fine fine print reads "burn lotion"
     
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