Jessica Alba - too ripped?

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  1. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    She seems a bit too shredded to me. I always thought she had a softer figure...
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    still hot but on her way to K ripa territory.
     
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    she is three sit ups away from having Brad Pitts body when he starred in fight club
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    she looks kinda like a tranny, i don't mind trannies
     
  5. Kamie

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    Before
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    She looks like a boy with boobs. :jj:
     
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    She looks good to me.:dontknow:
     
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    i would roleplay ,me being sandusky and her a little boy football player, and i would suck that ass like a motherfucker
     
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    Man, where are her hips? Nice legs.

    But like FlaFla insinuates, she's a Filipino boy with boobs.
     
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    Now why couldn't K.C. Armstrong find a tranny that looks like her? :dontknow:
     
  11. BrulesRules

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    the inspiration for my avatar :wub: She's probably getting ready for some movie where she has to play a 'tough chick'
     
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    she had a bunch of kids, probably has to get down to a really low weight to not have a gut.
     
  13. Kamie

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    I got news for ya: She doesn't do movies anymore. She's not getting roles.
     
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    Machete Kills (2013)

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2002718/
     
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    Looks like some lipo happened. And yeah, I think you're right. You can see some evidence of kids below her belly-button.

    Kids beat the hell out of a body.
     
  16. Kamie

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    Well, how about that! I was just wondering the other day what happened to Robert Rodriguez.....
     
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    Is he still fuckin' around with Rose McGowan?
     
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    loved her brutal ass spanking in The Killer Inside Me
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  19. Kamie

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    I hate to say it....
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