Jessica Alba's ass in St. Barts...

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    My god. i think having a kid made her ass better.
     
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    Oh my.
     
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    I just had the EXACT same thought. :lo5:
     
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    Jessica Alba has a body of a goddess. However I have the feeling that she must be a complete bore in bed.
     
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    No fuckin way she is more of a bore in bed than Beth.
     
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    :winner: She looks so hot at first glance, or in any photo, and then you see her in a movie and she lacks any charisma or sexuality whatsoever. Complete bore...
     
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    I know, I'm of the same opinion, something about her makes me think she is likely a complete prude in the sack...
     
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    When I see her in interviews she looks like a prude. Nothing to do with her beauty. Just my opinion. :dontknow:
     
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    Thank you!! :hat:
     
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    she has several black friends...all male and very tall
     
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    I'm about the same age as her and I remember watching that awful Flipper remake just because she was on it. When she made it big after Dark Angel, I was so happy that the world was going to see more of her. I thought she was absolutely hot as fuck.

    But like a lot of you guys have said already, she seems sexless and boring. She comes off as humorless and prudish as well. Even in the "hot" movie scenes where you get to see her trying to exude some kind of sexual nature, you find out that it had to be digitally manipulated. I dunno...I her image her being awful to deal with in real life.

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    I may have to pull a Sal Governale here at work today.
     
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    Damn, that really is one fantastic ass!

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    Oh, my fucking god!
     
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    a few squats would help
     
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    Dear holy fuck
     
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