Jessica Simpson is Shrek sized

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Magnificent Mr. Hole, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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  3. Butcher

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    Put her in blackface and we got ROQ
     
  4. HAL

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    Fuck her. Pregnant is not good. She was actually sexy thick at one point. This is too much though.
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Damn. Gotta be triplets up in there. At least.
     
  6. hockeygrl

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    She looks cute all preggered up.
     
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    Those poor high heels
     
  8. Butcher

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    :explode:
     
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    I'd suck on her dark brown pregnancy nipples. :nutz:
     
  10. nazdrowie

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    i bet you'll be a hottie in your final tri-mester too :wub:
     
  11. FrancesTheMute

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    Wait what? A pregnant lady is fat???

    What a stupid bitch! :rolleye:
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head Darth Taterâ„¢ 2010 OG Gold

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    I love it when their ass goes from their knees up to their shoulders. :jerk:




    Seriously though, this will not end well. :puke:
     
  13. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    She's not pregnant
     
  14. Slippy

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    Da fuck? I clearly haven't been keeping up on my gossip.

    Who knocked her up?

    Did she marry, or will it be another Hollywood bastard? :coffee:
     
  15. Boss Ono

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    That's when that yellow stuff comes out. What is that called I forget. :belch:
     
  16. Slippy

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    and why in god's good name do those chicks always hold their bellies for these pictures?

    I have 3........I never walked around holding my stomach like that.

    We get it......you're pregnant. :urolleyes:
     
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    is she wearing a shreaded tractor tire? :bigthink:
     
  18. Butcher

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    3 kids????????????????? :nooo:
     
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    Oh yeah. Colostrum.
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

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    :puke: