Jessica Simpson naked

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Mar 7, 2012.

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    OK, let's see that un-photoshopped.
     
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    what a pig. I love these hookers that take pregnancy as a license to hork down 8 gallons of ice cream a day.
     
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    Here's Jessica Alba on Jimmy Kimmel last July, just a few days before giving birth.



    Here she is on Kimmel 6 months later.

     
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    the risk was worth the click -- I regret nothing
     
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    Jessica please remove your hands. I can't see.
     
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    Thats such bullshit. Shes so fat now.
     
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    Somebody please post a side by side with that magazine cover and a real pic of her pregnant.

    I wish I knew how to do it, damn it!
     
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    I agree with every post so far. :dontknow:
     
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    :D
     
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    There isn't one part of that collage that isn't photoshopped to hell and back. Looks like they started with Demi's cover and started playing with paper doll cutouts of various photos.

    And yet, I still like it. :)
     
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    back in my day, naked meant you'd see nipple, pubic hair or at least the entirety of the ass crack. Kids today....
     
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    Always liked her, I'd do her like that...
     
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    Why do some pregger chicks have the insta-busted face?

    I'm sure Jessica can snap back (will she, though?), but her face looks. . . . hardened.
     
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    Snap back to WHAT? Did you see the size of her before the pregnancy?
     
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    Thanks alot Jessica.

    10 years too late.
     
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    Snap back to that, at least. I think she'll probably get bigger, though.
     
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