Jessica Simpson on Leno right now...

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  1. Chimney Portions

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    HOLY SHIT!!! That's a big bitch! :bug:
     
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    I just turned to it... holy fuck. Shes BIG!
     
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    Even the face is getting BAD! :bigcry:
     
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    SWAMP ASS?!?! She really just discussed that???
     
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    Sexual nepalm.....
     
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    That's not even pregnancy fat...that's "I don't give a shit no more!" fat. Man, she used to be a knockout. Gorgeous face, great body...all natural. Now she looks like Mama Cass in a blonde wig.
     
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    Did she??? Damn, I had it on mute. Oh man... :bug:
     
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    I can't find a thing in this statement that isn't 100% accurate. :scratch:
     
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    [video=youtube_share;Pig6xZdptL4]http://youtu.be/Pig6xZdptL4[/video]
     
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    Right now Nick Lachey is sending a hand-written thank you note to Johnny Knoxville. Bullet dodged!
     
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    She's pregnant so she gets a pass.
     
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    Is she pregnant with an elephant?! :weird:
     
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    :jj:

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    Oh, that's just nasty....
     
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    I remember hearing her daddy bought her fake tits when she was starting out so I wouldn't say ALL natural!
     
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    Huh? I remember hearing that she had to give up her teenage Christian singing career because her boobs were too big and it made people uncomfortable.

    From IMDB:
    Who knows. They always looked real to me. http://img165.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-28607/loc429/54594_24_123_429lo.jpg
     
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    I like the way fat chicks always justify their obesity when pregnant. Meanwhile, they should all bounce back like Jessica Alba or Giselle Bundchen. Simpson will still be 40 lbs overweight in 2 years.
     
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    Artie was right. She sort of does look like Chris Farley in the Gap girls skit.
     
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    I would have watched but in the promos they said Jay Leno's guest would be a house so I didn't tune in.