Stern Show Jessica Simpson post of the day

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Out to dinner in Malibu going to Mr Chow Chinese restaurant.

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  2. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    Nice tits, dummy.

    Now bend over and lemme fuck your gash.

    Whoa, what has gotten into me?
     
  3. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    This goes without saying

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  4. WillyBest

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    Meh
     
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  5. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Oof! Her hand looks like that of an old black fortune teller.
     
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  6. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    Would smash with extreme prejudice. :grad:
     
  7. FeetToTaste

    FeetToTaste Well-Known Member

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    :gayflag:
     
  8. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    :lo5:
     
  9. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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  10. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Yep. Might feel a bit sketchy about banging a girl with an 85 IQ, but I could get past it.
     
  11. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    She looks okay but Tony Romo looks like shit.
     
  12. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    No you wouldn't.
     
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  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    She looks like a lot of fun in the sack.
     
  14. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    Would smash.
     
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  15. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Yeah, you're right. Hell, I was with a girl from Chico, CA and never gave it a second thought.
     
  16. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    I don't get the appeal. never thought that she was anything special.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    Liked her better when she was :quote: fat :quote:
     
  18. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    Napalm.

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  19. FeetToTaste

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    "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
    'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.
    Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fucking snort you?"'

    - John Mayer


    My head is spinning thinking about what it would be like.

    :woowoo:
     
  20. Lou Loomis

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