Stern Show Jessica Simpson post of the day

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Out to dinner in Malibu going to Mr Chow Chinese restaurant.

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  2. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    Nice tits, dummy.

    Now bend over and lemme fuck your gash.

    Whoa, what has gotten into me?
     
  3. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    This goes without saying

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  4. WillyBest

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    Meh
     
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  5. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Oof! Her hand looks like that of an old black fortune teller.
     
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  6. PI Nate

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    Would smash with extreme prejudice. :grad:
     
  7. FeetToTaste

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    :gayflag:
     
  8. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    :lo5:
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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  10. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Yep. Might feel a bit sketchy about banging a girl with an 85 IQ, but I could get past it.
     
  11. HypocriteHowie

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    She looks okay but Tony Romo looks like shit.
     
  12. PI Nate

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    No you wouldn't.
     
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  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    She looks like a lot of fun in the sack.
     
  14. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    Would smash.
     
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  15. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Yeah, you're right. Hell, I was with a girl from Chico, CA and never gave it a second thought.
     
  16. Sloppyjoe

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    I don't get the appeal. never thought that she was anything special.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    Liked her better when she was :quote: fat :quote:
     
  18. PI Nate

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    Napalm.

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  19. FeetToTaste

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    "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
    'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.
    Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fucking snort you?"'

    - John Mayer


    My head is spinning thinking about what it would be like.

    :woowoo:
     
  20. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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