Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, May 13, 2016.
Out to dinner in Malibu going to Mr Chow Chinese restaurant.
Nice tits, dummy.
Now bend over and lemme fuck your gash.
Whoa, what has gotten into me?
This goes without saying
Oof! Her hand looks like that of an old black fortune teller.
Would smash with extreme prejudice.
Yep. Might feel a bit sketchy about banging a girl with an 85 IQ, but I could get past it.
She looks okay but Tony Romo looks like shit.
No you wouldn't.
She looks like a lot of fun in the sack.
Yeah, you're right. Hell, I was with a girl from Chico, CA and never gave it a second thought.
I don't get the appeal. never thought that she was anything special.
Liked her better when she was fat
"Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.
Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fucking snort you?"'
- John Mayer
My head is spinning thinking about what it would be like.