Entertainment Jessica Simpson's cans can't be contained.

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    So sexy....
     
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    I'd sweat on her.
     
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    Huge, huge fan... them breasts are crucial
     
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    Awesome
     
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    Great tits.
     
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    Dirty girl....
     
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    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    the dukes of hazzard movie was good for at least one thing

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    She's pretty amazing :nooo:
     
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    I'd bronski those until my face went numb.
     
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    it feels like 98 degrees in my pants #ohhhhhhh
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Except for between the ears. I wonder how long it would take before her brain made her body not matter. I'd be smoking pot and banging her round the clock so that I could get as much enjoyment in as possible before I could no longer stand her. I wonder how Beth does it. Maybe that's different because she's the dumb one. :dontknow:
     
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    Her father must have a very satisfying jerk in the shower every morning thinking about those sweater cannons
     
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