Jessica Simpson's father....a gay???

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  1. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    Cue Mark Harris' "I'm a gay papa".

    According to a bombshell new report, Jessica Simpson’s world was turned upside-down when her manager-dad Joe Simpson re*cently dropped a bomb on his unsuspecting family: An insider says he confessed he’s gay!


    And not only has a family source told The National Enquirer that 54-year-old Joe came out of the closet, the source says the former youth pastor and Baptist minister has a 20-some*thing boy toy!


    The stunning confession was the real reason wife Tina filed for divorce from Joe, her husband of 34 years, in late September, the Enquirer reports.


    “Joe got the family together about two months ago and came out of the closet,†an insider divulged. “He told them that he’d tried to continue in his marriage to Tina, but he couldn’t go on any longer and deny the fact that he had these feelings for men.


    “Joe said it wasn’t fair to her, and it wasn’t fair to him.â€


    Tina, 52, filed for divorce in McLennan County, Texas, on Sept. 24. In the paperwork, she cites “discord or conflict of personalities†as grounds for the marital dissolution.


    Meanwhile, Joe has been spiraling out of control for some time. He was busted for drunk driving in Sher*man Oaks, Calif., on August 4.


    “The police report stated that there was someone else in the car with Joe,†said a source close to the Simpson family. “Some reports have stated it was Tina, but now the belief is that it may well have been a boyfriend.â€


    For more exclusive details on the Simpson family saga, including how this could affect Jessica’s billion dollar empire, pick up the latest issue of The National Enquirer on newsstands Thursday.
     
  2. DearLawd

    DearLawd Well-Known Member

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    Very sad story.
     
  3. PI Nate

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    isnt he her agent and manager?

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  4. blueirina

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    That would explain the creepy comments about his daughter's tits (misplaced overcompensation).
     
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  5. Kamie

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    Yes.
     
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    <george takei> tickle my tits <george takei>
     
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    Bam!
     
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    ...or he never saw breasts as sexual. :dontknow:

    His poor wife. I feel sorry for him too, having to go through the charade.
     
  10. PI Nate

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    thats dudes weird, but he sure the F' isnt gay...:grad:
     
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    you'd have to be gay....
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  12. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    Well, the story is from the National Enquirer so it may be fiction.
     
  13. queerface

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    This doesn't shock or surprise me in the least.
     
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    Me either, he was always very effeminate.
     
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    A youth pastor/ minister is gay?? What's this worls coming to?
     
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    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    & the mormons are the fuked up religion
     
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    Can you move that slit out of the way so I can see the car behind her? :pissed:
     
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    each time i think you couldnt say anything less funny, you keep proving me wrong.

    congrats!
     
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    damn she was hot in that movie, now just a frumpy fat mom