Jessica Simpsons now weighs 40lbs... on the Moon

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  1. chapped

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    When it came to pregnancy cravings, Jessica Simpson did not discriminate. The singer-fashion mogul reveals in a new interview with USA Today that "I let myself indulge in everything I wanted because it was the first time I was ever pregnant, and I wanted to enjoy it. I wanted to be happy and eat what I wanted" — which included a lot of her favorite dish, macaroni and cheese.



    when will howard address this?
     
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    Is that recent? :tears:
     
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    this week
     
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    I'm genuinely sad right now.
     
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    That Shit Kicker always fought her genes. Goes to show you that your genes will always eventually win out . . .
     
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    Holy fuck.
     
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    She was still pregnant there
     
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    i hope so
     
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    Yeah she was, so it's not exactly fair, but the Yahoo article said that she was eating 28 points, so I'm guessing that she's down to around 170 now.
     
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    Was she pregnant with Aretha Franklin?
     
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    Wow, why is she wearing that and letting her saggy skin hang over her jeans?
     
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    +r
     
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    i tried, but i'm out :boohoo:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    your out? hmmm i smell monkey business
     
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    i've been a repping fool this evening.

    love your sig, btw.
     
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    :secret:Photoshop.
     
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    Her asshole crack probably looks like the racoon I streaked down the road under my pickup truck. Why is her picture even being taken, she's a stupid asshole.
     
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    Yikes.