Jesus appears in skidmarked/exploding underware

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What was described by Troy Lukkarila as "a very painful itch in a very private area" turned out to be a blessing in disguise, for shortly after scratching, Troy discovered the divine image of our Lord imprinted in his underwear. An ecstatic Troy exclaimed, "In the history of mankind there has never been greater indisputable physical evidence of God's glory!"

    The heathens at eBay refused to list the "Jesus skidmark" under the guise that it is offensive material, therefore Troy will be holding a private auction. According to Troy, "The Vatican has shown interest and I'm hoping to work out a deal with them to where my Holy underwear can be publicly displayed among other great works of art -- perhaps in the Sistine Chapel."

    Troy is hopeful that the Lord will continue to use him as a vessel. To prepare his body for God's work, Troy is currently maintaining a Krystal burger and prune Juice fast.

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    I see Buddha on the front.
     
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    Fake. Shart stains and piss stains don't look like that and aren't that color. So I hear.:whistle:
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I'd like to shart on your post.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    He pisses yellow mustard.
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    I can confirm. :(
     
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    not my cross to bear
     
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    washed Cookie's granny panties lately?
     
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    whoa that avatar rulez!
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    My washing machine isn't big enough, shit mult.
     
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    How is he so sure that it isn't Satan's face?