WTF 'Jesus Christ’ arrested for plotting to kidnap Obama’s dogs

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  1. chapped

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    “Jesus Christ” was busted in a bizarre plot to kidnap one of President Obama’s dogs, authorities said Friday.

    Scott Stockert, 49, of North Dakota, allegedly drove a truck full of weapons to Washington, DC, on Wednesday — where he claimed to be the Christian savior and was arrested.

    The would-be dognapper planned to storm the White House and snatch one of Obama’s Portuguese water dogs, Bo or Sunny, the Washington Post reported.

    “You picked the wrong person to mess with. I will f–k your world up!” Stockert shouted at cops after they arrested him at the Hampton Inn in downtown DC, police sources told CBS.

    Stockert went on a wild rant, claiming he is Jesus Christ and that his driver’s license would prove it. He said his parents were John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe, cops said.

    He shouted that he plans to run for president — and that his platform is a $99-per-month health-care plan.

    Police found an unregistered 12-gauge pump shotgun, a .22-caliber rifle and more than 360 rounds of ammunition in his Dodge Ram 1500, law-enforcement sources said.

    It’s illegal to possess unregistered firearms in Washington.

    Police also seized a 12-inch machete and a billy club from the vehicle, law-enforcement sources added.

    Cops were tipped off about the unhinged pet-pilfering scheme by a Secret Service field branch office in Minnesota, according to documents filed in DC Superior Court.

    Stockert was charged with carrying a gun outside of his home or place of business.

    A judge on Friday ordered him to be released into a high-intensity supervision program until his next court date.

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    Wait. They released this guy??
     
  3. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    I had nothing to do with this thread
     
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    eyes bigger than your stomach?
     
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    Dognapping is way out of line, but I do like that part of his platform. $99 a month for health care! Or is that one 9 too many?
    Herman? Is that you?
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    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    Should have seen me eat baked ziti last night:shakey:
     
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    Afro haired dogs?
     
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    They released High Pitch. Sounds about right.
     
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    Just to clarify, this was Jesus H. Christ. These misunderstandings happen all the time in the media.[​IMG]

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    Maybe he's dyslexic?
     
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    This guy is a hero. He was trying to save these poor animals from getting cooked and eaten by Barack Obama, who grew up eating dogs in Indonesia (true story)
     
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    So nasty
     
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    I so wish I were a dog. Especially the First Dog

     
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