Jesus Christ been waiting at the hot dog stand for 20 minutes

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This is bullshit!!!!!!! :pissed:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This old fuckin bag ahead of me is getting like 6 goddamn hot dogs :what:
     
  3. BrulesRules

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    what are you getting on your hot dog? Chilli? Cheese?
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Grilled onions and that's fucking IT

    Hurry up you cocksuckers my lunch is only an hour :biting:
     
  6. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    Street meat
     
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    I had a hot dog last night then went to the gym.
     
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    Teeney that belongs int he random facts thread.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Boom


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    youre gonna get the shits
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I'm guessing he's getting one to use as a sex toy on himself
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    if that costs more than $2, you're a sucker
     
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    Who the fuck makes Jesus wait 20 minutes for a hot dog? Probably a Chechen hot dog stand.
     
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    onion sandwich :cheer:
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    ....
     
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    that looks, uh, yeah
     
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    Did you ask Jesus for his autograph?
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :dontknow: Hot Italian sausage with grilled onions nigga
     
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    I just ate a Stouffers spaghetti and meatballs. Smart Ones are good but these Stouffers are better because they add more fat.