jesus christ i jerked off so hard i thought i was going a have a fucking heart attack

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    german milf. :cool:
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm still out of breath.
     
  3. Phil McKrakin

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    Ever jerk it so hard you pull a muscle or get a headache? Not me. :coffee:
     
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    Im in a hotel room but dont feel like wacking off. But then if i dont i kinda feel like I got ripped off
     
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  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Go to a rub and tug:cheer:
     
  6. Phil McKrakin

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    What's a got ripped off feel like?
     
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    sternski New Member Banned User

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    Good stuff....once after a 4 load jakoff bender i became chaffed.
     
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    Cha Cha Cha Chia
     
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    Your hand and your wiener?
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    great jerk off stories, boys!
     
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    Have you ever tried to expense hotel porn?

    One time my buddy from work ordered a bunch of gay vids to my room when we were traveling together so I had to pay for the room myself because I was scared to submit the receipt. :mad:
     
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    Funny story but fake. You're gay.
     
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    Kinda tired. My just go to sleep hopefully i'll dream of some skinny asian broad with big cans giving me a happy ending and then watching her get madder and madder cause I'm not finishing and her arm is getting very tired and sore
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

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    The other night I had a dream that I pulled down Jennifer Lawrence's tights (from Silver Linings Playbook) and ate her pussy. I woke up ha;f way through and my cock was diamond hard. I wanted to jerk it, but I tried to get back to sleep and get back to the dream. Didn't happen. :mad:

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    How much is a "bunch of" and how long were you and your buddy alone in the room together?
     
  16. Splash

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    Back in the old days they used to let you preview a movie for five minutes without paying for it. I would set my watch and had it down to a science and nut at 4:45 hoping it wasnt one of those scenes where they focus on the dudes face where he looks like he just pulled his leg out of a coal burner.
     
  17. Phil McKrakin

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    This is the outfit she was wearing. Best. Dream. Ever!!!!

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    gphnY.gif
     
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    I understand this more than I want to
     
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    naw....my pecker....i was out of coco butter and wasnt using a quality soft cotton cumsock and because i was on empty and wanted that4th load out i was extremely vigorous.....my damn cock was bleedin.


    fun times.:hat: