Jesus Christ, why do women have to talk so damn much!?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Holy fuck, I been on the phone a total of 3 or 4 hours with broads today, and for more than half that time I'm thinking "If this person did not have a vagina, I would be like, later dude..." :dontknow:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    wimmenz be shoppin
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I'm talking from empirical evidence based on my experience today, not some lame ass stand up routine...:coffee:
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    You're talking to the wrong women then. I hate talking on the phone longer than 15 minutes.
     
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    the more we get to know you the better bjs we do, thats how it works
     
  6. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I'm sayin'. Like, 15 minutes of the conversation was interesting, the rest was like "Bla bla bla bla bla". WTF? :dontknow:

    I'm OK with the better bj part though, but still.....;)
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I just don't get it either.. after a while I want to yell at them to STFU..
     
  8. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Seriously, I was literally banging my cell phone on my head at one point today, no lie. Not hard enough for a concussion, but still.... :c
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I've done that a few times..

    I've also walked away from the phone and left my friend talking.. she didn't notice.
     
  10. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I never did tell what I did.. but everyone thinks it's funny though..
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    It's funny because bitches don't shut up long enough to realise that no one is listening to them...
     
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    hahah so true.
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    God damn, one of them just called me back! :facepalm:
     
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    true..:c
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    I have the solution to this problem, so listen up.

    Cadet's Law No. 1:

    Whenever a girl starts what you know is going to be a rambling story, put your hand up and politely get her to stop. Then say "Tell me this in THREE sentences." It works like a charm. :D
     
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    I think it was Cris Rock that said all you gotta do is just nod your head occasionally, and throw in a "yeah", "uh huh", "I told ya she was a bitch!" every now and then.
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh: I just tried that, and she said "I can't!" :c
     
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    flatcat New Member

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    How many do you have?
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    I talked on the phone to my friend until 3am this morning but she was drunk and did all the talking :eek: