Jesus Christ

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  1. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Somebody make a funny thread or else!
     
  2. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    The ocean called...
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I told a joke in the Leadz hangout thread today..I can cut and paste here if you like.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Anything...please!
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It want's it wave back?
     
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    There is a girl with no arms and legs on the beach..
    Everyday a man jogs by her but today she asks the man if she can have a hug. The man says "sure why not, can't do any harm" and he hugs her and goes on his way..
    The next day he jogs by the girl again and the girl says "sir i have never been kissed before can you please kiss me??" So the man gives her a kiss ont he cheek and goes on his way.
    The day after that, the jogger sees the girl with no arms and legs on the beach again...she says "Sir, I've never been fucked before...will you please fuck me?" The man picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says "Now you're fucked!!"
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    LOL, that joke is like 90 years old!

    :nocheer:
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?
     
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    :nocheer: I tried.
     
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    what?
     
  11. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon what do I do now? Staff Member

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    what do you call a paraplegic chicken??

    McNuggets
     
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    George, this may not be funny, but I feel the need to share anyhow. I picked up some of the most delicious ice cream that I have ever had, Ben and Jerry Cannoli. Amazing stuff my friend.
     
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    Hey HD, how goes it?
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :fistbow:
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No shit...I must try it
     
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    In the water, he's Bob

    On land he's Matt

    :c
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Just stop, OK!?
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    :jj:
     
  20. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon what do I do now? Staff Member

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    I'm doing good today.

    how are you??