Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Stew Nod, Jan 4, 2013.
Somebody make a funny thread or else!
The ocean called...
I told a joke in the Leadz hangout thread today..I can cut and paste here if you like.
It want's it wave back?
There is a girl with no arms and legs on the beach..
Everyday a man jogs by her but today she asks the man if she can have a hug. The man says "sure why not, can't do any harm" and he hugs her and goes on his way..
The next day he jogs by the girl again and the girl says "sir i have never been kissed before can you please kiss me??" So the man gives her a kiss ont he cheek and goes on his way.
The day after that, the jogger sees the girl with no arms and legs on the beach again...she says "Sir, I've never been fucked before...will you please fuck me?" The man picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says "Now you're fucked!!"
LOL, that joke is like 90 years old!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?
what do you call a paraplegic chicken??
George, this may not be funny, but I feel the need to share anyhow. I picked up some of the most delicious ice cream that I have ever had, Ben and Jerry Cannoli. Amazing stuff my friend.
Hey HD, how goes it?
No shit...I must try it
In the water, he's Bob
On land he's Matt
Just stop, OK!?
I'm doing good today.
how are you??