Entertainment Jesus fuck... Ward Cleaver's dad was a total sadist

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Caught an episode of Leave it to Beaver while channel surfing ...

    Seems like every time Beaver fucked up (and man did he fuck up often )

    Ward (his dad) would get pissed but would never hit the Beave (insert joke)

    Instead he would tell Beaver how shitty he had it with his dad in every fucking episode..

    Beaver calls the Mexican kid a pig = Well Beaver my dad ass raped me when I called the gardener a pig
    Beaver loses a fucking pen = Well Beaver my dad beat my mom with the base of a lamp in front of me once
    Beaver gets stuck in a billboard = Well Beaver my dad slammed my dick in a car door for not getting an A in school
    Beaver got caught sucking Larry Mendelow dick = Well Beaver my dad use to put out his cigarettes on my scrotum

    Me thinks that Ward Cleave's dad saw too many of his buddies get eaten alive by German Shepherds during the great war


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    Your off your meds again? :ufat::ublob:
     
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    Ward was too hard on the beaver.
     
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    grew up on this flick... still love it
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Said it before and I will say it again. Father Time is cruel...cruel man.



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  8. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Wut?
     
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    Total bullshit! I don't believe for a second that Beaver called the Mexican kid a pig!:no:
     
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    Did Ward Cleave June's beave?
     
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    Shooter mcgavin was great in that
     
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    it was already split.
     
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    :snicker:
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Ward loved beating brutal on the beaver.
     
  16. chapped

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    that pearl necklaces was such a cock tease

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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    She was a massive cock tease--always with the pearl necklaces and going on about how the beaver was so special.
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    No such things happened.
     
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    Come stop giving us the business. ...will ya
     
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