Jesus fucking Christ almighty! BLOODY PENIS FRACTURE!

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/TU...exual-Intercourse-Expects-Full-Recovery-48385

    On Dec. 3, “Ultimate Fighter†Season 9 competitor Ray Elbe endured an injury most males wouldn’t wish upon their worst enemy.

    While having sexual intercourse with his girlfriend, the fighter with the moniker “Magical†suffered a penile fracture. According to Elbe, it was just as traumatic as it sounds.

    “I ended up fracturing my penis bone ... I tore the urinary tract, tore some membrane -- as it happened you can imagine the shock and the horror that was going on,†Elbe said in a video posted to his website on Sunday. “I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin. I immediately tried to run to the shower, felt myself losing consciousness, tried to walk back to the bed at which point I collapsed, knocking myself out. I gave myself 10 stitches and fractured a couple teeth.â€

    Eventually, Elbe would seek treatment at a hospital in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, where he stayed until Dec. 8.

    “I pretty much was on display the entire time I was in the hospital,†he said.

    Elbe is scheduled for another checkup on Dec. 19. At the moment, the 30-year-old Tiger Muay Thai founder must urinate through a catheter.

    News of the accident first hit the OG Forum, where Elbe himself began posting details of the painful incident. In the video, Elbe said he has received an outpouring of support and well-wishes regarding his injury.

    “Obviously it’s just been a really, really, really difficult injury to rehab from,†he said.

    Elbe said that his doctor expects him to make a full recovery. Once he is completely healed, Elbe will head to the Philippines to train alongside K-1 standout and two-time One FC veteran Ole Laursen at the Legacy Gym.

    Elbe has 34 professional mixed martial arts bouts under his belt, competing primarily for the Rage in the Cage promotion during a career that began in 2002. He last competed at Martial Combat 11 in Singapore on Oct. 15, 2010, where he submitted the well-traveled Shannon Ritch with a triangle choke in the first round.

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  2. Cheri

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    Um humans don't have penis bones
     
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    I thought that too. I believe he's an idiot who thinks he has one, but I certainly believe that it's possible to injure your boner.
     
  4. Chriza

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    Shut the fuck up anyway, Cheri. The guy has stitches on his dick and a catheter. What do you know? :cuss:
     
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    Well he didn't get it from a broken penis bone god damnit!! :pissed:
     
  6. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    FUCK! Fucking JESUS CHRIST!

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    This is what I imagine Cheri and Chiva's home life is like.
     
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    :jj: nah. Not yet anyway
     
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    Did he ran across the room and missed her at full speed?

    How do you break your dick?
     
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    Fuck him. I'm more concerned for the woman he was slamming. :ohnoes:
     
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    rodman said it happened to him a couple of times :coffee:
     
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    3 Dog Night dude's dick asploded too :coffee:
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Maybe Chriza has penis bones? :dontknow:
     
  15. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Yeah, but it was a three dog night.

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    :wtf:
     
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    Those fellas take a lot of hits to the head, Crud.