Jesus fucking Christ

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 7, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    My boss bought the office lunch from a Greek deli today

    I got a pastrami sandwich


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    And potato wedges


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    I feel like I just ate a cannonball
     
  2. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    :pig: how much have you gained?
     
  3. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    cue Spazz :c
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    From that sandwich? Probably about a metric ton.

    Holy fuck

    My heart feels funny
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    is that a actual picture of the food you ate? take a actual picture of the turds it makes too.
     
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    didja shit yet?
     
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    :jj: drink some water and deep breathes
     
  9. dracula

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    not enoiugh blooooooddd
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    No but pretty close

    I mean it wasn't even a huge sandwich, but it was dense as fuck. I was full after the first half. So of course I kept going.
     
  11. blairg

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    :facepalm:
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :jj:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Also one time I was dildoing a girl and I almost lost it in her
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    :facepalm:
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    :stfu:
     
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    goddamn tell that nigga to give you a raise
     
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    Brah, mix in a salad and some water. :coffee:
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Maybe Dracula's Oderus? He did have a Dracula av at SFN. :right:
     
  20. jackie the jerk

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    You're just trying to get me to post that Jesus fucking Chris pic again ain't ya. :nono: