Jesus, I made some lady cry today. Unbeliveable.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    First of all, she wasn't that hot. So there is that. And she was about my age.


    I was getting coffee this morning, and as I went for the half and half, this lady was just putting back the thermos and mumbled something. I take the thermos thingie, and start pouring but it's empty, and I turn to the lady and say "why would you hand it to me if it's empty?", so from that she takes great offense, and starts cursing me out that she didn't know it was empty, to which I kind of scoffed as I turned to go get more half and half.

    As I get back with the half and half, this lady is STILL carrying on and cursing me for saying something. So I said "Look lady, you really need to get a grip on yourself and calm down, you're out of control" and she started to tell me to "get the fuck away from her" as I turned to leave.


    I cannot for the life of me figure out how in the fuck I am still not married. :smile:
     
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    Schmoopy did it first :fil:
     
  3. wetback

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    :facepalm: bully
     
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    Not reading that shit.
     
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    what a dick
     
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    I'll just assume you hit on her and she was startled.
     
  7. Stan Beeman

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    where is the crying part?
     
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    This happened in a mirror and the lady was you, right?
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    Allow me to be very clear....


    Had it been a man that had done that, I would have said the EXACT same thing to him.
     
  11. gilaet

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    I stand by my post.
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    Allow me to be further clear....

    Had I said it to a man, he would have just said 'whatever', and not lost his shit.
     
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    You put half and half in your coffee :jj:
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    I stated that this chick was not that hot, and close to my age.

    Strike one and two.

    :fil:
     
  15. Daveindiego

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    I put a shit ton of it in. :fil:
     
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    Goddamnit.

    The neighbors are in the front having a goddamn fiesta, and I'm trapped inside my place with nothing to eat.

    I guess if I set fire to my apartment and the Fire Department comes by, it'll have to break up the little fiesta.

    :c
     
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    you seem to be wound a little tight for a pot lover.

    you should toke more.
    no matter what else,
    it can't hurt! :grad:



    i just made a batch of canna oil out of 3 oz of bud.

    tomorrow, i fly!
     
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    Can't you just walk across the street and buy a fiesta of yer own?
     
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    :jj:
     
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    :jj: