Jesus mother fucking Christ

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Mar 8, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I just texted the wrong girl the wrong fucking text

    God

    Damn

    It

    :suicide:
     
  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    I'm eating 'Five Alarm Chili' Peanuts. :yes:
     
  4. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Please stop texting me. TIA :hat:
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

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    Work it on the other one. IF you got the game you pretend to have...
     
  6. wetback

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    :owned:
     
  7. nazdrowie

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    dumbass
     
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    Ive done that with guys before. I was trying to text hot stoner joe and I accidentally sent a text to fat stalker Joe. :jj: what did you say ? :facepalm:
     
  9. wetback

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    you drunk HG?
     
  10. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    I only drank one beer tonight. :nocheer:
     
  11. Phil McKrakin

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    Must be the high of your night out alone tonight fantasies...
     
  12. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Must be.
     
  13. wetback

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    guess there will be no tit pics then, unless chriza posts his :nocheer:
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

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    Am I on a list now? :nocheer:
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head Darth Tater™ 2010 OG Gold

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    Have you told Real yet?
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head Darth Tater™ 2010 OG Gold

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    Does he know he's gonna be packing your shit soon?
     
  17. wetback

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    packing her shit :spit:
     
  18. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Wait. what?
     
  19. Mr. Potato Head

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    Don't play dumb with me. :no:
     
  20. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    You guys are all cray cray. :nooo: