Jesus was crazy

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Apr 3, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I just watched the passion of the Christ in no way in hell would I take an ass being like that. I mean he was supposed to have known that was Gonna happen. No thanks
     
  2. banksy

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    He died for you.

    but not for schmoopy :oy2:
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    he didn't die. he and Elvis run a Denny's in south carolina now.
     
  4. Lumpy

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    Lol @ fairy tales.
     
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    I heard about that. I think Tupac is a line cook there as well.
     
  6. Lumpy

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    Jim Morrison is the breakfast chef.....he gets up in the morning and gets himself a beer!
     
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    schmoop's ancestors sold him out & shit
     
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    black people say grace before eating at that denny's and jesus replies "it's gonna take more than that. try putting some twenties in the tip jar"
     
  9. Spazzmatazz

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    He was smart enough to stay the hell outta Florida!

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  10. christ cracker

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    whats crazier is we would be wearing electric chairs instead of crucifixes if it happened today
     
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    Or...

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    If he pissed off the Jews today?

    They would have killed him in the media.
     
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    I'm sure MatthewT will straighten this out for all of us...:unutty:
     
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    Fucking hippie looking mother fucker. Cut your God damn hair.
     
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  18. Shivvy

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    He took a beating
     
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    If he didn't stand up in the movie, they would have stopped and it would have never gotten gory. There was no need to stand up.
     
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    That was pretty good, but I kept wanting that tiny old man to be one of the Roman soldiers...

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