Jesus wept

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So yesterday when I got home I was starving so I fixed myself a huge plate of leftover meatloaf and garlic mashed taters. Somehow, I was still hungry immediately after, rather than do what a normal intelligent adult would do and just wait for it to make me feel full, I went and made myself a huge roast beef and provolone sub with a bunch of Lays chips. Now I've been wanting to die for about 13 hours straight and my farts have been the thing of nightmares.
     
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    If you want any more details I reckon I can tell
    'em to you. I don't know if that's enough for your newspaper or not.

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    Baseball season began last night and we were all starving after the game so I dropped $35 at Arby's for a late dinner :facepalm:
     
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    If you do die, who gets all your money and stuff?
     
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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I have @Kanye West listed in my will as the main benefactor
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    so all i get is your car and an xbox :fil:
     
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    meatloaf sounds good right now
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Don't forget my laptop and my underwear
     
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    oh shit i get your underwear? wouldnt shean be jealous?
     
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    I doubt it would be a benefit, per se.

    My father refers to me as the "Heir of My Debts".
     
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    And his headerheader memory box.
     
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    So a commodore 64 and six pairs of kids triple husky underoos. Got it. :hat:
     
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    stop :fil:
     
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    ...and one crusty sock. Check.
     
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    I don't jerk off into socks
     
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    Not really. His vocals peaked in the 70's, but glad you're still a fan.
     
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    That's not what he told our support group. :bigcry:

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