Conspiracy Jesus

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    What do you think of him?
     
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    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    Seems to have been a nice guy.
     
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  3. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    He broke bread...I'll break yer face.
     
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    He over watered my tomatoes.
     
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    Depends on which Jesus you're asking about.

    If cetiya's Jesus, I believe he is "the Christ, the Son of the Living God."

    If Stinkfist's Jesus, then he needs more training on how to care for plants.
     
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    I'm sure he was a nice guy, but his achievements sound like tall tales to me.
     
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    Im a Buddhist!
     
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    He was the best of the biblical guys.
     
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    I'm not about to talk shit about him
     
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    He preached good things. Do unto others, is one of His best.
     
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    He seems like a nice bloke, who many christians seem to ignore instead choosing to quote Paul or the OT
     
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    I like the "Fuck off Jesus" memes.
     
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    Jesus is A-OK. the problem was with the guys he left behind to run things. He should have seen that coming.
     
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    I believe he should be black, if he was real, and lived where they say he did, at that period of time, he should at least be olive skinned, not this white mans version, long haired, beautiful, Adonis. He could have been a guy like David koresh, who was just a smooth talker and told everyone his daddy was God. It could have all been a ruse to cover up the fact that his mommy banged before marriage and got pregnant. He could also have been as clever as David Copperfield and performed magic so well that all the poor people believed he was doing miracles.
     
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    Never existed. No record or mention outside of the bible.
     
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    I fucking hate your posts.
     
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