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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 16, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I got up this morning and had a pizza Lean Pocket. Because nothing says breakfast like pizza.

    Then, quite unexpectedly, my coworker shows up with a bunch of Burger King breakfast. So I eat that too.

    And just now my former coworker showed up to say hi and he brought everyone a shitload of McDonald's

    Its not 10 a.m. yet and I think I've surpassed my recommended caloric intake for the day :pig:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    This story sucks why the fuck did I make this thread
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    he doesnt post here
     
  4. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    you are going to shit so hard
     
  5. Swayze

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    Your cholesterol must be through the roof
     
  6. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Gayest thing said so far at Dawg's today.
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    We need to get Chriza's boss to post here.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I always do :yes:
     
  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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  10. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I don't know but I better not dream about this stupid bullshit.
     
  11. Markijuano

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    You may have outdone clitch even
     
  12. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i want him to tell us how he gets out of giving Chriza a raise and instead just giving him gift cards to costco
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Madcat's dream was hotter :no:
     
  14. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    You should be hitting on Chriza and not Schmoopy. Chriza knows all the places to go for free food.
     
  15. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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  16. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    so gay
     
  17. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :lol:
     
  18. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Oh yeah I still need to go find that thread. :bigthink:
     
  19. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Schmoopy and I are over. :depressed:

    It ended before it began
     
  20. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Maybe there's hope for you yet.