Jew-free day

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Tim, Sep 22, 2015.

  1. Tim

    Tim ty dawg for gold! Gold

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    I hope everyone had a good Yom Kippur day.

    There was so much room to stretch my legs without the jews around.

     
  2. ScottBaiosPenis

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    :jj: 40 days of lent to 1 day of yom kippur ,even in sin you goyim pay retail!
     
  3. joemama

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    Yom Kipper is tomorrow not today, You must not live around any Jews to begin with. We tend to avoid the trailer parks so that makes sense as to why you don't see any.
     
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    If your from Jersey and you travel the turnpike you appreciate the Jewish Holidays. Clear sailing
     
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    Except when the Pope is in the area then everyone is fucked with traffic
     
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    We still observe Lent but, it's a cop-out for me because I give up stuff like 'Sugar' which I hardly eat anyway.

    One year I gave up drinking.

    I don't know what I was thinking on that one.

    Long story short, I'm going to hell.
     
  7. Tim

    Tim ty dawg for gold! Gold

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    Really? That's weird because I had so much extra leg room at work today, without all those Jewish folks around.
     
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    I celebrated by listening to the History of Stern, King of the Jews. (In a bad way.)
     
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    It's tomorrow GENIUS. And its not a fun time holiday.
     
  10. Tim

    Tim ty dawg for gold! Gold

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    For me it is
     
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    Let's see if I give up something for Lent, I go to Heaven....but if I eat meat on a Friday, I go to hell along with murders and rapists.....yeah religion really makes sense. :rolleye:
     
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    Knock yourself out douchebag.
     
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    From whom will I buy diamonds tomorrow?!!!

    :bigcry:

    :oy2:
     
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    :owned:

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  15. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    And I am sure they appreciate your absence at work during any NASCAR event ever...
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    Oh boo hoo you have to avoid chocolate for several weeks. Us Jews are supposed to avoid electricity every Saturday.
     
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    :roll:I will see your avoidance of electricity every Saturday and trump you with the Southern Baptists view "Dancing causes lustful thoughts." No dancing Dammit!, ever!! :giggle:
     
  19. Jim J Jiblets

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    I knew you'd be in this thread, Goldbosch!

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    My ace in the hole is that all I have to do is confess my sins on my death bed with a priest and some holy water...and boom I go to heaven!..

    ya gotta give it to the Catholics for the loopholes. So I'm off to rape, murder and pillage!! :cheer:

    :rolleye:
     
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