Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mutt Sucks, Mar 19, 2013.
OK. Thank you for your call.
What do the birds chirp at the Jews when they walk into a pet store?
"Cheap cheap! Cheap cheap!"
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews fighting over a penny.
How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A Jew dropped a quarter down a gopher hole.
Hmmmm. You may be onto something...
"Italians" as in people from Italy or people who have citizenship only in Italy, correct?
what about the potato A group of lovely people?
In my experience, Indians (the red dot kind, not the tomahawk) out cheap Jews ten-fold
Gotta agree with you there. I worked at sears in the 90s and we were trying to cleAr out all the old suits and jackets. There was a sport coat marked down to $1.00. (Yes it was around for a long time) an Indian came up and asked me if I would take a dime for it! Of course at a retailer like that they don't negotiate so the guy didn't buy it.
hmmm I don't know... name any waiter that is happy to see a black family sit down in his section... not the best tippers if you know what i mean.. and they bitch about the food or service in attempts to get comped
You just described many Blaeks but ALL Jews.
Mexican's are big tippers? Don't say that around my daughter that waitresses/bartends while going to college.
I used to work in retail & the ONLY times Indians shopped was during sale time. They would also, very frequently, make ridiculous complaints about their purchases -- returning items, bought on sale & worn to death, TWO years later & expect a full refund. They usually got it as well. I've never experienced such extreme & persistent cheapness from any other race or nationality.
tbh it really depends on what type of restaurant you work at
if you work at some shithole chain restaurant then you are gonna get fucked on your tips regardless
however, if you work at a fancy enough place then you (as a server) have that convenience of having good tippers just because most people who dine at "good" restaurants are affluent enough to realize that no one likes a shitty tipper...if that makes sense...
I love A group of lovely people
Yeah. That run in has always stuck in my mind.
I have a yard sale usually once a year and my wife prices everything really cheap. We just want to get rid of the stuff and get a few cents back for our trouble and the Indians still bitch. Once they said under their breath they could get a better deal at k-mart, I politely grabbed the stuff they were going to buy and told them to leave and go to Kmart.
They weren't happy, neither was my wife but I had it will dealing with cheap shits at that point.
i am 100 percent italian and you are 100 percent correct
you were born in Italy?or, do you have citizenship to italy?
...i am too. id say its correct for old school italians. if the families stay together like people in the east seem to do, italians are very good at knowing the value of a buck and they teach their children how to earn and use money.
i was born in Brooklyn, my mom and dad were born in italy
They eat (weeds) cicoria.