WTF JFK Airport - Mysterious exit "chamber"

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  1. Dan

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    I recently arrived at JFK from SF. Delta flight, I believe it was terminal 1. Before being released into the general airport we were corralled in groups of about 8 at a time into a clear chamber, told to wait a moment, and then let free.

    I've never seen anything like it. Like a weird gas chamber. No explanation, and I can't find anything about it online. Anyone know what that was all about? I haven't experienced that at any other airport. Did they spray me with the AIDS?
     
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    That is used to keep commoners away from Diamond status flyers.
     
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    They were using that new x-ray machine to see your balls and taint.
     
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    Spraying for fleas/bed bugs
     
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    If you flew from San Francisco, they probably figured you already had AIDS.
     
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    I get that they would need to examine my taint for security reasons gettin ON the plane... But why do they need to see it before I'm unleashed into the world?
     
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    Because the screeners in SF were too busy examining your ass.
     
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    They have one of those in Philly, too. It's just a backward travel preventer airlock sort of thing.
     
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    Because they cant just tell the hot chicks to get in the tube, the gotta have everyone go through.
     
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    Like a people check valve ... :idea:
     
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    check valve and grundel inspection device
     
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    You are now the Manchurian candidate. Put a tin foil hat on immediately.
     
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    When did this happen?
     
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    Did it look anything like this?


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    This was on Sunday.

    I'm loving the responses so far, but it really is bothering me. What were they looking for?
     
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    Prolly checking for dust particles from explosives.
     
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