JFK Hiring People To Help Screen For Ebola For $19/Hour

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Not working? Doing nothing all day but Posting on here? Screen for Ebola!!!!

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    The Post reports that Angel Staffing Inc.has begun hiring people with basic EMT or paramedic training to assist Customs and Border Protection officers and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in identifying possible victims at Terminal 4 at JFK. While some employees there went on a strike a few weeks ago because of fears about their safety with the Ebola panic, these fearless EMTs will earn $19 an hour and paramedics will earn $29 to take people's temperatures and ask them a series of security questions about their travels and who they've been in contact with.
     
    Oct 20, 2014 #1
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    Yea, but do they give you health insurance? You will need it when you get Ebola.
     
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    Meet your next Ebola screener:

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  5. Bye You!

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    So let's see...have medical training...work with TSA agents, who are as dumb as it gets...and make only $4 per hour more than what the jerk-off who forgets to put the cheese on my cheeseburger at Wendy's thinks he should get paid.

    Oh, and put your life on the line, too. Can't forget about that little tidbit.

    Makes perfect sense.
     
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    Good point. Hamburger flippers demand $15 but people who can potentially save lives only get $19.
     
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  7. SchwoogieBuzzer

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    How the fuck do you live on $19/hour in NYC metro area?
    I guess like JD, Richard & Sal.
     
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    But how are you supposed to jerk off in a hazmat suit?
     
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    JUST THINKING THAT lmaoooooo!
     
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  10. Hugh Blowmont

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    Did someone say JFK was hiring?

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