WTF JFK's Harvard application essay

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  1. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    It's five sentences long and sounds like it was written by a ten-year-old.

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  2. bluedevil30

    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member

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    Nobody ever claimed JFK was smart. He was a product of his Father - the true brains of the family.
     
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  3. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    and thug
     
  4. YinzerMasshole

    YinzerMasshole Thread Vandal Banned User

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    Here's the essay for all those rich kids:

    "My name is Francis G. Whiffenbottom IV. I assure you that I'm neither Catholic nor Jewish, Irish or Italian. Please send my acceptance letter to the estate my family summers on."
     
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    Meh, I don't think there's any kind of intelligence issue there, probably was just bored to death with English writing class.... He was a very well spoken man, that's the only reason I say that....
     
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  6. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    @JFK , can you explain this?
     
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    slash2015 Well-Known Member

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    JFK wrote a few books on maritime and foreign policy while he was in the navy
     
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    What wasnt to like... dude was an Irish Catholic with a bootlegging old man and got world class poon.

    Its his and his brothers and sisters spawn that I dont like.
     
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  9. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! VIP

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    Err ahh let me in to Hah-vahhhd err ahh.
     
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    i bet he just mailed it in since he knew the essay was a mere formality.
     
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    That's the least of his accomplishments. JFK was known for his wit and intelligence, regardless of what anyone here believes, there's proof of that from his interviews and debates you can pull up on YT.
     
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    Hey Booey, thanks for this. Would you mind sharing your source? I trust you, but I'm thinking of showing it in my university application essay workshops. Wow times have changed. I like how they made you enclose a picture - I guess to make sure you were a white male, LOL.
     
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  13. The Booey

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    This ^^^^

    Ol' Joe Kennedy Sr. made sure o dat!!!!
     
  16. DiamondGoddess

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    Yeah, all of that was evident in any interview he did.

    (Plus, it also helped him slay de top o de tops o poon for his time.)
     
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    You sure about that? I read that his father commissioned ghost writers for all JFK's books.
     
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    And make sure your father was Joe Kennedy and 'gifted' Harvard a few million bucks.
     
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  19. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    If some books are to be believed he was not a guy who could write books. And he didn't.
     
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    Let's all hope Robin's intern doesn't stumble across this little gem or else we'll get a 45 minute, time killing Ted Kennedy impression from Gunky...