Jim Norton & Lady Boy Co-Host Bailey Jay

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  1. Senator Rick

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    Just saw my first episode of Vice's Jim Norton Show tonight.

    Norton's great.
    He's looking like he's being held hostage by Palestinian terrorists but he's funny so fuck anything else that might make you or me uncomfortable.

    I can't praise Vice enough for giving Jim his own talk show.
    The guy is near brilliant & entertaining.

    What I did NOT know or failed to read all over the internet is that his co-host is famous (infamous?) transsexual porn star Bailey Jay -looking a bit wonky-eyed here:

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    But she's lovely.
    Sitting on the sofa or standing next to Norton she towers over him.

    He's like a mini-butt plug for her anal pussy:



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    But then so's her husband.
    Put all three together you get a triple-decker of Gay:




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    The above is dated 2011 so for O & A fans I suppose ain't none of this news.

    Apologies.
    I failed to Google "Jim Norton Sexual Orientation".

    I watch funny people to laugh & never consider sexual orientation.
    Funny is funny. Unless it's not.
    Case in point: Howard and Beth -Fag & Fagula.

    I like a lot of stuff most of you would consider of Gay interest.
    All kinds of shit ...except for musical comedies.


    Now as much as I would laud Jim Norton for hiring Bailey Jay as his co-host and praise Vice for sponsoring this show I really have to give it up for Bailey Jay for letting it all hang out.
    As a talk show co-host she's articulate, attractive, and pretty goddamned unique.



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    I've enjoyed what I've seen of the show (Mike Tyson + Freeway Rick Ross)

    Your mileage may (& probably will) vary.
     
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    Vat ze vock did I just lead..
     
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    It's all good.
    How's your fang holding up?
     
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    I have two vangs, agtually, Lick.
     
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    Of course you do.
    When it comes to "fang" I always drop the "s".
    Sorry.
     
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    I gotta be honest, man, I couldn't get through the first episode. Jimmy's monologue was terrible and he's kind of disturbing to look at. I think it was Patrice that said he looked like a turtle without a shell and he couldn't have been more right. The constant winking is creepy and he really does look like a young, sickly Don Rickles.

    That pre-recorded bit was terrible too.

    Great guests for a debut. Tyson and Dana could have been a lot of fun, but having them on at the same time was a big mistake. The "interviews" were disjointed and all over the place. There was no direct line of questioning and it wasn't like a rolling conversation. I don't know why they didn't go the conventional route and do Mike first and then Dana.

    I didn't see the end of episode 1 so I have no idea if they did anything else with Bailey Jay or not, but I felt that having him as the "guest-host" was kind of hacky. Like Jimmy's the guy who likes fucking trannies so, "Look, here's a tranny. Do you remember that I like trannies??" Yes, we get it Jimmy...you like fucking "chicks" with dicks. We've only heard you mention that every day for the last five years.
     
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    Thing I like most about Norton is the flop sweat.
    It's like watching the 45 year old Don Rickles fill in for Jerry Lewis on the old telethon at three in the morning Vegas time.
    It isn't painful to me - it's just interesting.

    And the pre-recorded parts do suck.
    I blame it on the bad "actors" he hired for the bits.

    And Bailey Jay does indeed engage in a bit of repartee with Norton. It goes nowhere because he's too frightened to go full bore bizzaro.
     
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    GODDAMN!
    That is so true!!!!
     
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    Ah. Yeah, I feel too awkward and uncomfortable watching the flop sweat. But I get why some can enjoy that.

    I only saw Bailey Jay in the beginning and he really didn't get a chance to say much other than giving Jim a calculated moment to talk about trannies. I think I heard him on some podcast a year or so ago and seemed cool. Again, I only saw part of the first episode, but if they kept Bailey on the couch when there's only one guest, that'd probably a smart move.

    The show's not for me, but it's interesting to see Vice trying to spread out. So far, most of the documentary stuff has sucked. The Kids Telling Dirty Jokes is incredibly creepy and feels wrong.
     
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    I gotta crash but that's interesting to me- that Norton has discussed having a fixation on trannys.
    Did not know that.
    Having Bailey Jay as a co-host isn't as cutting edged as I might have thought.
    It's more a reference vehicle.

    So does that mean that Norton is a former member of Mutt's site as well as this one when it was called the Saloon?
    Do you recall the member who told a funny story about having to pay over a grand to fuck some Asian TS, right? Can't remember his user name...
    Second time she came to his area he paid to fuck her & got into an argument with her about having the sex-change surgery? Said she ought to keep her cock instead & she pulled a gun on him?
    Goddamn... still makes me laugh.

    Anyway - haven't seen the kids telling dirty jokes show & don't even want to think about it.
    Yes.
    It's wrong.
    Nothing is right.
     
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    So if she fucks me am I a lesbian or does the fact that she have a dick make it just normal sex?
     
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    Yeah, that's probably his biggest go-to theme. On another board, there was a running bet about how many minutes it'd be before Jimmy talked about tranny cock on his new show...and that was before anybody knew that Bailey Jay was part of it.

     
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    :bigthink
     
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    Would you rather fuck Bailey Jay or Buck Angel? There shouldn't be a moments hesitation in your mind...
     
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    Fixed.... C'mon, get it right....:mami:
     
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    HOW DARE YOU !
     
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    No.
    It would not be normal sex.

    Nor would it be lesbian sex.
    Bailey Jay has a penis.

    I've never seen any porn films with her so I don't know if she can even ejaculate given the amount of estrogen & synthetics she must consume in order to maintain the illusion of femininity.
    Don't even know if she can maintain a full boner.

    What it would be would be pre-apocalyptic.

    Besides -she's already married to what appears to be a hairless young ginger.
     
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    The FUCK is Buck?
     
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