"Jimmy is such a good friend, stop"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chuk, Jan 21, 2013.

  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    We all know that Howard knows what every single caller is about to talk about. I love how he pretends that he doesn't like when they bring up that Jimmy is "stealing" from Howard. What a passive aggressive douchebag Howard is.

    I'm going to have my friends call my wife and tell her that she's not giving me enough blowjobs. Then I can say "Gosh honey, that's them, not me. I don't know what they are talking about..."
     
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    Quietus New Member

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    Did you catch that Howard said that he "sometimes enjoys straight sex"....wtf ?
     
  3. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    I'm surprised he ever does.
     
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    Howard prefers to take it in the ass most of the time.

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    bucketbuddy New Member

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    let me know how that blowjob thing with your wife works out. i need to try that.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    [video=youtube;RgPhvRaocmI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgPhvRaocmI[/video]
     
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    "Jimmy is such a good friend, stop"

    Sounds like he's dictating a telegram in 1900
     
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    Big Bird New Member

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    :shocked::hehe:
     
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    When was this? Clip please!
     
  10. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    I don't have the clip, but it was when the caller was asking Howard why Beth doesn't give him any blowjobs.
     
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    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    kimmel is a unfunny sexist pig
     
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    It's the same as he gets HI from wine. Howard isn't good with terms :facepalm: He meant missionary for straight I'd say.