Jimmy John of Jimmy John's Sandwiches goes on African safari

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  1. JJR

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    He won't be using my lunch money to kill cheetahs anymore. I no longer eat there.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Disgusting Frenchy, I hope he gets raped by a lion with a giant horse cock, then gets brain cancer and is sent to a hospice to die where he is raped every day untill his brain melts.
     
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    :cheer: i am gonna order the cheetah sandwich
     
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    Were those animals gonna get married?
     
  6. JJR

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    "It's primarily a 2nd amendment thing for me. I don't hate african big game, I just love my right to kill shit. I will eat more Jimmy John's now cuz YEEEEHAAAWWW!"
     
  7. FtM

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    How much you want to bet those animals were stocked?

    That fatso ain't running after no cheetah.
     
  8. JWC

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    Were they gay cheetahs?
     
  9. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I want a cheetah skinned rug.
     
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    cheetah with a bag of cheetos
     
  11. redshirt

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    Aren't those animals both endangered? Whatever, I never cared much for the place anyway since I thought the sandwiches were bland, but that's the last dollar I spend there.
     
  12. JJR

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    But but but but it's a free speech issue! Jimmy John is free to kill whatever he wants. Why are you so intolerant?!?
     
  13. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    it's a leopard, even says so in the pic description.
     
  14. FtM

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    I don't see the big deal...I'm sure he cooked and ate every part of those animals drenched in ranch dressing. :D
     
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    tl;dr :c
     
  16. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    btw, those pics are from 2010.
     
  17. JWC

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    Talked with a South African safari guide a few years ago and he stated that the leopard was hardest animal to hunt in Africa and was a major trophy.
     
  18. JJR

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    Omg you cracked the case!
     
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    When do we get to hunt Jimmy John?
     
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    Franch