Jimmy K and Golf pro willing to sign affidavit

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by PelicanWig, Jul 16, 2013.

  1. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Jimmy K. and the golf pro are both willing to testify in court that Howard Stern not only had one drive of 300 yards but when he learned the tee can stick out of the ground he hit at least 5 drives that length. Howard is sorry that the rest of us struggle to hit it that far. Also, if the clubs were the right length it would have gone farther. Howard Jung Il needs to step away from his yes men for awhile.
     
  2. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Howard has turned into Sasha Baron Cohen's character in the Dictator. Delusional and everyone around him feed those delusions.
     
  3. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    Anyone who knows caddyshack recognised Howard swing as that of the old lady who's husband tells her, "That's a peach, hun" after her ball rolls 20 feet.
     
  4. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Ha ha perfect! Howard come loofa my stretch marks.
     
  5. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    "Oh golly, I'm hot today"

    [video=youtube;P2neeaeO2dY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2neeaeO2dY[/video]
     
  6. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    I was playing out here with the course pro the other day. The guy absolutely crushed his drive on 18 it hung in the air forever and even got a pretty good roll as it was a slightly downhill hole. With the hole playing 430 he was at the 100 yard marker so we called it 330. There is no way Wiggy hit anything that far with that gay half swing.

    I said it yesterday and Ill say it today. Someone needs to teach them the difference between yards and feet.
     
  7. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    elaborate joke being played by jimmy clearly he doesnt realize HOWARD PRANKS
     
  8. ScottBaiosPenis

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    funny thing had he just showed the swing without all the bullshit about how far it went i think people would have been suitably impressed, just making contact is a decent enough feat on your first try its real hard to resist the urge to take your eye off the ball, but holy shit does he sound like a deluded idiot with this 300yds bullshit
     
  9. SwingOnThis

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    Someone needs to put Howards swing gif side by side with a PGA player's gif just for comparison's sake.
     
  10. Zarathustra

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    get off my phone!!!
     
  11. SwingOnThis

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    Not me, he's the most awkward man on the planet. Even something as ordinary as getting out of his chair and walking up on a stage he makes looks like it's the first time he's ever moved in his life. His swing looks exactly like all of his other movements: ridiculous. How the fuck does he 'run' in the park without falling over?
     
  12. wigtropolis

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    howards driver had hair plugs, thusly he can drive it approximately 180 yards extra
     
  13. deadbeat

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    Howard swings a golf club like Gary throws a baseball
     
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    Chief Macho Well-Known Member

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    wait, what happened? he claims he hit a golf ball 300 yards?
     
  16. Madipuppy

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    very good analogy. A new golfer wouldnt even know how far he hit it unless there were signs up, which there were none of in that video. Also, with that swing, there was no way he could ever ever hit it that far. Maybe that ball went 150 and with some topspin rolled to 200, and that's a maybe.
     
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    that's the swing which hit 300 yards? [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

    is there more of this video?
     
  19. Robert Higgins

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    What we need right about now is Chris Rock to come in and call the King of All Assholes out on his shit.

    "Man, are you crazy motherfucker?"
     
  20. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I can only guess doubling down on a stupid lie is what passes for comedy these days. Even if he made perfect contact, that pathetic club head speed wouldn't even yield 70 yards without a good roll.