Jimmy Kimmel black eye

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    :cheer:

    [video=youtube;MzJtmguMYaw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzJtmguMYaw[/video]


    :cheer::cheer:

    [video=youtube;uPOUgobWTT0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPOUgobWTT0[/video]


    :cheer::cheer::cheer:

    [video=youtube;aQoc0QzNm74]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQoc0QzNm74[/video]
     
  2. pontius pilot

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    i loved kimmel for years. before and after his stint as a late night talk show host. but now i want to punch him.

    not sure why. :dontknow:
     
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    i can tell you why. he is too much of a celebrity kiss ass going well beyond anything any other late night show host has done. it is one thing to kiss ass on the air but to suck up off the air, tweet, text, throw parties and humiliate yourself just to be around them is kind of pathetic.

    [video=youtube;UoBMcN-xocA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoBMcN-xocA[/video]

    here is jimmy being a good sport as he allowed reese witherspoon to write loser on his forehead with lipstick
     
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    ^^^^agreed. well put. :beer:^^^^^^
     
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    Rodney21a Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ^^^^^^^^Bingo....

    Who fucking cares about watching late night programming, its so diluted ....
     
  6. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Put yourself in Kimmel's shoes.

    Your No. 1 goal is to have an edge on your competitors.

    It's great to have ideals and shit, but not if you want to win.

    Fuck that.

    Kissing celebrities asses makes Kimmel more appealing to him.

    They flock to him to do all these viral videos, and not (as much) to Fallon or Letterman or Leno.

    And the result is that he gets more buzz in social media and the pop-culture media..

    The buzz makes him seem more relevant than everybody else, even Fallon.

    If you want to win, you got to sell out. You got to kiss ass.

    The same night that Kimmel released that Channing Tatum video above, Jimmy Fallon released this Brad Pitt yodeling video.

    Everybody was talking about the Channing Tatum video the next day, few were talking about Fallon's video.

    So far: Kimmel's Channing Tatum video has more than 3 million views.

    [video=youtube;WtPiGYsllos]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtPiGYsllos[/video]
     
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    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    For the record: I don't think Kimmel is selling out his ideals. I don't think he really gives a fuck.

    But on a related note: If you really think about it, the pussified Howard we're seeing now is probably the real Howard. The Howard we knew in the 80s and 90s and pre-Beth was probably just a persona put on to get ratings. He spoke openly about hating A-listers, while secretly hoping to hang out with them.
     
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    re: Channing video... big fat fucking Precious = back button, I don't care if its followed by 10 minutes of long lost Mitch Fatel material that sets a new high watermark in comedy or footage of Bieber being torn apart by a tiger shark and the water turns dark red.
     
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    This is the one thing SNL does better than anyone (digital shorts / music) - this is fucking embarrassing.
     
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    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    It has 3 million views in 4 days, so it's a smashing success, whether you like it or not.

    To put that in perspective, only *ONE* Howard Stern show audio/video has *EVER* surpassed 3 million views on YouTube.

    This:

    [video=youtube;3EOqYk3dwsM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EOqYk3dwsM[/video]
     
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    What, Witherspoon can spell?
     
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    Because he is now a corporate lollipop head. :dontknow:
     
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    Who gives a shit how many views it has?

    Gangnam Style has over 1.5 BILLION views, but it's still embarrassing shit.

    Popularity != Good