Jimmy Kimmel is a joke thief

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  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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  2. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Operation defend Kimmel underway!

    Stern staff will find the origin of the joke and will prove that JB Smoove is the real joke thief....is my prediction.

    :coffee:
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    @ the oscar special or somthin
     
  4. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Steve Allen did the joke first?
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    thats Levy's joke..
     
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    They stole it from me!!!!
     
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    He clearly listens to the show. JB Speech Impediment should take it as a compliment
     
  9. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    I bet my left nut Team Stern will find a clip of this joke told by some no name 15 years ago
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Benjy found a kids book with a double eye patch from 2004.
    :jj:

    Howard:" I don't want to get in the middle of this"
    (translation Stern is team Kimmel!)
     
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    I used to watch Kimmel when he first started... almost every night they took something from that morning's Stern show.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    ...........that Howard took from others

    #circle of thievery
     
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    Exactly. Kimmel has stolen way more stuff from Howard than Jay ever did. Recently I saw a bit where they asked people on the street their opinions of fake news stories, just like on the Stern Show. Of course, Wiggy makes excuses for Kimmel and says it was just a coincidence but he never cuts Jay any slack. Howard usually loves it when something from his interviews makes news, hopefully the fact that Howard Stern was responsible for exposing Jimmy Kimmel as a thief makes big headlines.
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    Of all the late night talk shows, Letterman's is the only one I'll watch, and occasionally Seth Meyers depending on the guests. IMO Dave is the funniest of all the hosts. Fallon is awful.
     
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    I agree. I don't understand the fanfare for Jimmy Fallon. He is really beating to death the singing and dancing with his guest thing. Jimmy Fallon reminds me of that annoying cousin who was constantly putting on shows in the basement and makes the whole family watch.
     
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    You mean like R-rated puppet shows? ;)
     
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    It doesn't matter if Kimmel lifted the joke or not......his writers room has 100 times the talent than the writer on the Stern show has........Benji couldn't write a chicken crossing the road joke if you spotted him the set-up and half the punchline..
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    He's another example of that "Man-Child" bullshit which dominates much of comedy, the guy has talent but his giddy personality makes him insufferable.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    "This JB Smoove guy!...I don't know who he is Robin...*Burp*.....But....The thing is....I heard he can't be trusted around children....Just...what I heard....Robin?"
     
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    Kimmel had Gronk on last night and he stole the whole having him read a passage from a "A Gronking to Remember" (erotic Gronk fiction) which was already done on media day last week.
     
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